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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 22, 2008 12:14:44 GMT 7
 Jake: What are you doing there? Jhun: Just gonna type what I'm going to do with Nash tonight! Jake: Oooh! A plan!  (*The Phone Rings*) Jhun: Hello! This is Jhun! The & only! Cedric: Is that for me? Jake: No! Jhun (on the phone): Yes! Alright! Going to need it tonight! just a few minutes left!  Cedric: Is that for me? Jake: Go back inside your house! Jhun (on the phone): Yes! Gonna nail Nash tonight!  Jake: I said! Go back in your house! Cedric: No! Jhun (on the phone): Ok! Bye!  Jhun: Quit yapping around you two! Time is nearing, better be ready than never! Jake: Alright! Cedric: Gonna make you see my rubber duckie, but I'm ready for tonight! Jhun: Great! Nash be ready, cause here comes The Sabers! |
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 22, 2008 12:15:31 GMT 7
 Mr. Bean: What is that contraption? HTM: I don't know either! But it looks like an inflatable of something?  (*The Theme of "I'm Comin" Plays on the P.A. System*) (*MVP goes out of the Inflatable*) (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's WFCW Slam's new recruit! HTM: Is that MVP? So it's MVP's props! Mr. Bean: Yah!  Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome Slam's newest member! M....V.....P!  Mr. Bean: What a recent acquisition by Slam! HTM: Our GM really does his work on getting things done! MVP: Thanks you Bean, Honky! Well, well, well! It seems that another group of MVP fans are happy to see me! Mr. Bean: Of course! HTM: But they're happier to see me than you! MVP: It is now time for WFCW Slam fans to get what they truly deserves! (*Crowd Boos*) MVP: It is time to greet Montel Vontacious Porter! I'm flattered to what all of you people out there does for me, giving me all the applause that you can & welcoming me just like that! Then, I, MVP will do all the work to make all my adoring fans happy like a scavanging rat! (*Crowd Boos*) MVP: If you can't get enough of MVP, you are surely a winner! |
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 22, 2008 22:33:03 GMT 7
 MVP: If you can't get enough of MVP, you are surely a winner! (*Crowd Boos*)  Old Man Trainer: Congratulations on your new acquisition Mr. K! (*Crowd Cheers*)  Victor Koslov: Thanks Old Man! Victor Krauss: Yeah! Nice catch from the big one! Victor Koslov: Don't mention it! Victor Krauss: You've done a better job than that fat bastard from Beatdown on controling your rosters!  (*Crowd Cheers*) Ken Kennedy: Nice job, nice job, for a dumb ass! Victor Koslov: What do you mean about that Mister?  Ken Kennedy: You deserve what I've said for all those crummy guys got their respective matches & titles, but me, the best you've got, has nothing! Victor Koslov: And wjat it is for me? Ken Kennedy: Just give me the matches that I want, the last match that I had in this crummy show is with that ego maniac Christian Cage & that's it! I want another high profile match, with someone with a Title belt like Nash or, or, The Big Show! Victor Koslov: Wait just a moment! I'll give you a match next week but not a title match & not a very high profile match! You'll be in the second match of the night a mid card of match match with the guy of my choice! Ken Kennedy: It's sounds ok for me! So, who is this loser that I'm gonna face next week!  Victor Koslov: It will be this guy! Touchdown! And he will debut next week on your behalf! (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: Oh my! Kennedy will face Touchdown next week! And it will be also Touchdown's debut on Slam! HTM: Looks like Ken Kennedy will have an easy time with that rookie!  Announcer: Coming Next Week! The Debut of Touchdown on WFCW Slam! (*Crowd Cheers*) |
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:18:45 GMT 7
 Mr. Bean: Speaking of Touchdonw, isn't he looks like a very tough competitor for Mr. Kennedy? HTM: If you look at his looks. Yeah! He sure is tough, but for the practicality, he's just a rookie! Mr. Bean: I see!  (*Kevin Nash's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*) (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's Kevin Nash! HTM: The Big Daddy Cool of WFCW Slam is here!  Announcer: the following match is a "I Quit Match" & for the WFCW Slam Title!  Announcer: Coming his way to the ring weighing in at 327 lbs. & reaches at 7'2" tall, The WFCW...... Mr. Bean: Look out behind you! HTM: It's Jhun climbing on to that barricade!  (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: What the?! HTM: Oh my!  DING! DING! DING! Mr. Bean: The referee calls for the bell! HTM: It's the best way to do it for it officially starts the match!  Mr. Bean: Jhun got first blood for this match! HTM: Sure is, he really does his way on this show!  Mr. Bean: Oooh! NAsh's head on that steel stairs!  (*Crowd Boos*) HTM: Banging his head like a rockstar! Mr. Bean: HE! HE! HE! HE!  Mr. Bean: A jump back kick to Nash's chin!  HTM: Looks like Nash dislocated his jaw with that move! Mr. Bean: Sure is!  Mr. Bean: What is this!? Jhun is taunting the fans! (*Crowd Boos*) HTM: What fans? |
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:19:34 GMT 7
 Mr. Bean: Look around you! Holy! Mother of all.....  (*crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: Jhun jumps on Nash's back! HTM: It looks like that he just did a piggy back ride on Nash!  Mr. Bean: I also taught of that! HTM: Really? Then why didn't you say that on your commentating?  (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: Because...... Holy sh*t! HTM: What? What?  Mr. Bean: Didn't you see that? HTM: What?  Mr. Bean: Nash just speared Jhun on that steel structure! HTM: What?! I didn't see it because of your yapping!  Mr. Bean: You must look at the ring at all time, that's what they pay us commentators for! HTM: Really? Hey looks! Nash is pulling Jhun's shirt!  Mr. Bean: Looks like that the shirt is ripped by Nash! (*Crowd Cheers*) HTM: That's one hekulla trouble for Jhun!  Mr. Bean: Nash got it! HTM: Will he put it on or what?  Mr. Bean: Nash throws it into the crowd! HTM: Very predictable!  (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: And that pretty lady catches it! Pretty Lady: I got it! Eat your heart out! HTM: Hoooooweeeeee!  Mr. Bean: Looks like....... Wait! Jhun smashes Nash unto the ring post! HTM: That's what he gets for messing with someone shirt like that! |
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