Post by dyamez on Jan 9, 2008 6:33:57 GMT 7
JR: Hello and good day everybody and welcome to another edition of SATURDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN! My name is Jim ross and here is my partner jerry "the King" Lawler. King?
King: Thank you JR, We have so much questions going into this show and hopefully we get some answers!
JR: You got that right King,as we see on the screen, The Beatdwon arena was blown-up and we are now temporarily using a different arena just to make sure that the "show goes on"
King: Well, it's not as if Wilson Fisk ifs the friendliest guy in the block but that aside, Who hates him that much to blow up the stage?
JR: On a different note we also had a very controversial "Loser leaves WFCW" match that happened on WF Forum's FIgamania.
King: Well, it's clear on this footage that Shawn Michael's shoulders were on the Mat when the referee counted but the announcer said he won? Wow, talk about being screwed!
JR: That issue will also be addressed here tonight!
JR: Again this is Jim ross together with jerry the King lawler. We are to be addressed by the GM of Beatdown Mr. Wilson Fisk.
King: Well I must say we're in a better arena right now thanks in part to..
JR: We better leave that to MR. Fisk...
King: Speaking of which, there he is on the stage!
Jr: He has a lot of issues to address here tonight King...
Fisk: I know that I am assigned the task to address most of the issues in WFCW Beatdown.. But before that I would like to introduce to you the reason why Beatdown has a new arena and the new co-owner of Beatdown..
JR: co owner?
Fisk: Since the bombing of Beatdown I had to sell shares of the franchise to be able to put up with the expenses of having another show.
Fisk: Here he is, Ted dibiase!
King: Ted Dibiase?! The Million Dollar man!!!
JR: Well I heard that his stocks are way up and i doubt that he still is just a "million-dollar" man..
M$M: Well I'm relieving you of your GM duties for the day Fisk.
So you're on vacation..
Well I heard that Beatdown is a Harsh place so I have an insurance policy and someone to clarify some controversial stuff...
M$M: Here is the World's most dangerous man, My bodyguard, Ken Shamrock!!!
And to clarify the rumors and stuff...
M$M: The Heartbreak kid "Shawn Michaels!!!"
HBK: Thank you, Mr.Dibiase. Well I won't beat around the bush...
HBK is here to stay and they ask why I am still here even though the rumors say I should have been gone by now..
HBK: To address the rumors, Yes, HBK is supposed to lose at figamania and yes HBK is did screw AJ styles.. But the thing that is not mentioned is that Mr. Dibiase ordered me to stay...
JR: Wow... Fisk is pissed I can tell you that.
HBK: With all due respect to Wilson Fisk, I understood that you want the younger talents to go over... But you see, Mr. Dibiase realizes that HBK is sports entertainment.. HBK is business and HBK equals ratings...
HBK: So to address the issue of who leaves WFCW, that is not Shawn Michaels..