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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:20:42 GMT 7
Mr. Bean: Jhun throws Nash into the ring! Mr. Bean: And he also goes into the ring! HTM: Now the action is in the ring! It's better to view than the one outside it! Mr. Bean: Very well said! Now Jhun is giving Nash a barrage of punches! HTM: Eeeek! Mr. Bean: Now what! HTM: Nash countered via headbutt! Mr. Bean: Oh! I see! (*Crowd: Ooooooooh!*) Mr. Bean: It looks like that both of them are affected by Nash's headbutt! HTM: I agree to that! Mr. Bean: A toe kick by Nash! Mr. Bean: Then Nash is pushing Jhun's head away from his body! HTM: That's what I'd call a head raiser! Mr. Bean: Nash confronted the referee for staying behind him so close! HTM: He might be bumped by Nash & go bye bye! That's why Nash wants him in the distance! (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: Holy! A huge spear by Nash! HTM: Jhun got squashed by Nash & the turnbuckles! Mr. Bean: And...... Mr. Bean: The big slam! HTM: That gotta hurt!
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:21:29 GMT 7
(*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: What a slam by Nash! HTM: Or we can call it as a "WFCW SLAM"! Mr. Bean: Sounds perfect! And ooh! (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: What an eyepoke by Jhun! HTM: Even I will do it for the price of a title! Mr. Bean: Then your a cheater! HTM: I'll never say it as cheating just.... Mr. Bean: A huge clothesline by Jhun! Mr. Bean: Nash falls down to the floor! Mr. Bean: Hooooooly! Mr. Bean: Huge body drop by Jhun! HTM: What the heck! Mr. Bean: I bet that you cannot do that move in a million ways? HTM: I'll never do it! It's a career ending move & I'm not stupid enough to do it! Mr. Bean: Whatever you say! HTM: That's real! Mr. Bean: Hey! What are you doing? HTM: Is this really what I think of? Mr. Bean: Yes! He'll use our table! Our beautiful table & destroy it! HTM: Sounds horrible!
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:22:09 GMT 7
Mr. Bean: Huh! He got my microphone........ HTM: Maybe he's gonna ask Nash if he's going to quit! Mr. Bean: That's what I'm going to tell! Mr. Bean: Maybe not! (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: Nash is down from that microphone blow! HTM: Quiet! Jhun: Do you quit? Mr. Bean: He asked the magic word! Nash: No! (*Crowd Cheers*) Mr. Bean: Oh my! Jhun got angry & pulls Nash up! HTM: Uh, oh! Mr. Bean: What! Mr. Bean: The! (*Crowd Roars*) Mr. Bean: F*ck! Mr. Bean: Jhun destroyed our table! HTM: Will it be deducted from our salary? Mr. Bean: I hope not! Wait! Jhun is reaching something on the stage! Mr. Bean: And it's an electrical cable! HTM: What is he going to do with it? Mr. Bean: I don't know! But we can wait & see! HTM: I can't wait for it!
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 25, 2008 22:23:02 GMT 7
Mr. Bean: Jhun strangles Nash with the cable! HTM: Hoooooleeeeee! (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: Jhun tied a knot on the cable to Nash's neck! HTM: And he pulls him towards us! Mr. Bean: What is he doing now? Mr. Bean: Jhun throws the end of the cable on the entrance's scaffolding! HTM: Nash is in biiiiiiiiiiig trouble! Mr. Bean: And Jhun pulls the cable! HTM: Getting Nash into the hangman position! (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: Hey ref! Do your job & ask Nash if he wants to quit! Ref: Oki! Doki! Ref: Mr. Nash, do you want to quit? Kevin Nash: Aaaaack! Y... Ye.... YES! I...QU....it! DING! DING! DING! (*Crowd Boos*) Mr. Bean: You heard the man Jhun, drop it! Mr. Bean: Whew! What a win! It take almost forever to make Kevin Nash to say that word! Announcer: The winner of the match & NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW WFCW SLam Champion! JHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN! Mr. Bean: Here's your belt champ! HTM: What a win! Even I, the great Honky Tonk Man cannot pull a win like that! (*Crowd Boos*) (*Show Faded to a Commercial Break*)
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Post by The Boogeyman on Jan 26, 2008 21:31:24 GMT 7
Mr. Bean: And we are back folks! HTM: And still on with our show! Mr. Bean: Sorry for the background, it sure looks like a warzome for me! HTM: Yes! And thanks for that "I Quit Match" earlier, our table is destroyed! Mr. Bean: We're now switching you all backstage to view Kevin Nash's departure from Slam! Mr. There he is! Excorted by our personel! HTM: It looks like that he is walking along the army's walk of shame! Mr. Bean: Even Mr. Koslov is in the background! Mr. Bean: Wait what does Mr. Fisk doing at the back door? Wilson Fisk: We've been waiting for you Kevin! Sebastian James: Right on! Wilson Fisk: We now welcome you aboard WFCW Beatdown! Mr. Bean: Woah! Mr. Fisk gets Nash! HTM: What is he thinking of? I thought Nash is gone for good from WFCW? Mr. Bean: The contract says, it's only Slam that he's gotta go! HTM: Ooooh! The Sabers: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Jhun: Good Bye Nash! Cedric: Hasta La Vista! Jake: Good riddance! The Sabers: Let's party! Jhun: It's one down, one to go! Mr. Bean: What does it means? HTM: Your next! Mr. Bean: Whaaa......
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