Post by dyamez on Feb 8, 2008 6:00:51 GMT 7
Bischoff: Hello and welcome to the long and delayed 2nd edition of Son of a bisch, the no holds barred, kayfabe free, shoot talk show.
Bischoff: My name is Eric Bischoff and my guest tonight is none other than the former WWE, WCW and WFCW Slam champion
Bischoff: .. Kevin Nash!!
Nash: Thank you for inviting me here Eric.
Bischoff: Oh don't get me wroong, I don't wanna talk to you, it's just the network that thought you ought to clear up some things.
Bisch: First off, tell us about leaving WFCW sla, what were your reasons behind it?
Bischoff: Is it financial? Career? politics?
Nash: Well, you know me Eric, I ain't ashamed to say that I can be a money-man. WFCW Slam is running like what? 1-2 shows a month. And Beatdown has like an episode every 2-3 months. I get paid higher for doing less work. C'mon, that ain't a hard situation.
Bischoff: Yeah I know, I used to call you Big "lazy"
Nash: Well, I mean I'm not that into the industry anymore, I'm just in it for the money... And the honeys!
Bischoff: Well, you have just lost the WFCW Slam title and lost your debut match on Beatdown. That can't be good for your career right?
Nash: Ha Ha ha! You're kidding right? I get paid still, I mean i'm not getting the "championship" premium on Beatdown but Dibiase is paying me real good.
Bischoff: Ok, Lastly, people have been asking why you are maintaining that old man look, i mean the light hair and all..
Nash: My hair, well, actually it is something that I need to remind myself that I'm not that young anymore. If you notice, my face doesn't age a bit, and I often forget that in the ring. I have to remind myself that I'm not that young anymore. Besides, I think i lost the drive to perform the way I used to.
Bischoff: What a convenient excuse... Anyway we've heard enough..
Nash: Yeah I'm also off somewhere... See ya guys!
Bischoff: Yeah, done like a true "professional".. Speaking of which i have a very special guest tonight.
none other than WFCW Beatdown's own Sebastian James.
James: What up B..
James: It's really nice to be on the air again...
Bischoff: I bet you missed the attention, anyway, Looks like business is good..
Bischoff: you're rockin the rollies...
Bischoff: the throwback jordan xi's
Bischoff: And not to mention the platinum bling, tell me.. Looks like pic fedding is really doing you good.. But why hasn't Beatdown released another show after Episode 5 which is, in the opinion of most, the best episode you guys have done?
James: Well thanks eric, I try my best to look real good for the fans you know.. haha.. I'm not rocking any gold as of the moment but you know that things are unpredictable in Beatdown.
James: Anyway, I'll try to address the question.. Things haven't been good lately and the release of the Beatdown 6 has been on hold for the longest time. I mean, I have Sh*t at work, and I mean real world work like doing quality for friggin' AT&T and I have to take care of my 1 year old daughter. I've thought about quitting but I don't think I can hold out for that long..
Bischoff: Oh c'mon, you own WFCW and you don't earn anything? you can just hire someone to do those!
James: Eric you really had to say that don't you? Ha ha... This job doesn't pay a bit eric! Don't make me laugh.. I knew this was a shoot but dang! you don't have to say that... I mean "owning" whatever..
James: Let's face it Eric, Pic fedding does not pay sh*t. I mean you spend like hours even days directing, shooting, having the show hosted and doing the commentary work and what do we get? A few replies at most. I'm part of the luckier few to have loyal viewers that leave detailed comments and every other time we might drop a greeting c/o ross and lawler but yeah.. Pic fedding does not pay the bills unlike customizing.
And just to set the record straight, yes I do own WFCW Beatdown but not the entire WFCW, i am a shareholder but i ain't telling who the other stockholders are unless they want to.
Bischoff: I can tell them who "they" are..
James: Ha ha, save it for another episode Eric...
Bischoff: Any final words before we end this episode?
James: I would just like to express my gratitude to those who keep looking for and requesting for the next installment of the WFCW Beatdown, asking why Orton was in Slam and such, Believe me, I really would try my best to release the next Beatdown. Things are starting to go up, and while I still don't know the exact date of BEatdown 6 is, let me assure you that It would be bigger than episode 5, and expect Beatdown's First PPV directly after that episode. To the guys who love watching WFCW, both Slam and Beatdown. Thank you.
"the Boogeyman" still does his best to give ya'll his great show and is getting better every show, so please continue supporting WFCW.
Bischoff: Well said, for once I agree, well only a bit, I still think my show was used in a way to promote WFCW but heck, this is kayfabe free right? Anyway, this is Eric bischoff with WFCW Beatdown's Sebastian James. Thanks for watching!