Slam Episode #2

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 2



Kelvin Pisyao: Welcome everyone for the second exciting episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam. I'm your chairman & owner of WFCW, Kelvi Pisyao! Tonight you will see exciting & great matches from your favorite wrestling superstars. Action packed, sad & funny sheninagans. So, stay tuned for tonight, cause it will be an amazing & unforgetable night for all of you wrestling fans out there. Let's get ready start the second episode of Wednesday Night Slam!!!



Mr. Bean: Welcome every for the second episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam!

Bobby Lee: I'm Bobby Lee & this is my commentry partner Mr. Bean, commentating here in the commentator's table for tonight's Slam!

Mr. Bean: Yes folks, we have a boom of matches for tonight!

Bobby Lee: For our first match, it's The Big Show goes one on one with Jamie Noble!

Mr. Bean: Again! Why do Noble always accepts matches from huge guys?

Bobby Lee: Don't know, but he consider it as a challenge. Let me go on, ok, and for our second match, John Cena in his Debut match here in Slam, goes face to face with one half of the Sabers, Jhun!

Mr. Bean: I love that cheap shot giver masked wrestler of ours!

Bobby Lee: Who!?

Mr. Bean: I am speaking of Jhun, like last week, he smashed Hurricane Helms with a motorcycle crush helmet on Helm's head, that's awesome!

Bobby Lee: Sure! And for our maiiiiiiiiiin event, Kurt Angle will do a face off against Edge!

Mr. Bean: Oh boy! This will be great! Now Edge will get his pay back on that scum!

Bobby Lee: Oh wait there seems to be an intermission on our Freakatron! (The GIant Screen TV)

Mr. Bean: The what!?

Bobby Lee: The Freakatron Slam's giant monitor!

Mr. Bean: Oh that's what we call it!



Bobby Lee: Hey! That's Samoa Joe!

Mr. Bean: And he's with another beauty!



Bobby Lee: He seems to have seen the cameraman.

Mr. Bean: He looks pissed though!



Bobby Lee: Oh no! He picked up a dumbell! He's going to throw it to the cameraman!

Mr. Bean: Run! Run for your life Mr. Cameraman!

Bobby Lee: Good thing our cameraman escapes the wrath of Samoa Joe! Folks sorry for this, but we have some words from our sponsors!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: We are back!

Mr. Bean: About time, I really hate to do commercial breaks!

Bobby Lee: We can't do that! Or there will be no sponsors.

Mr. Bean: What the heck! Hey Bobby! Look at the ring a match is already starting!

Bobby Lee: Oh ! Sorry folks two of our wrestlers has entered the ring & it's The Big Show goes on against Jamie Noble!



Mr. BEan: This will be surely a squash match again for Noble. Wake me up when it's finished.

Bobby Lee: Yeah! Right! We have work to do here, stop that stupid thing that you are doing!

Mr. Bean: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Snork!

Bobby Lee: Well what the heck!



Bobby Lee: Woah! The match started as Jamie Noble Started with a chop!



Bobby Lee: Then a Punch!



Bobby Lee: Then a third attack! A kick to the gut! But The Big Show never ever moved out of his place!



Bobby Lee: The BIg Show holds Noble with a choke!



Bobby Lee: Noble is up in the air!



Bobby Lee: Now he is down!



Bobby Lee: An easy pin! 1...2...3!!! We have a winner!

Mr. Bean: And that's all she wrotes!

Bobby Lee: I thought you we're sleeping?

Mr. Bean: I just woke up when I heard the huge slam on the ring canvas.





DING! DING! DING!!!

Bobby Lee: Wait! The Big Show kicks Noble out of the ring then the referee raises The Big Show's huge arms!

Mr. Bean: Cover your noses!

Bobby Lee: And why!?

Mr. Bean: Look at The Show's underarms! Very sweaty!

Bobby Lee: Shut up or he might hear you!

Mr. Bean: I'll just point that you had just insulted him!

Bobby Lee: Yeah! Very funny indeed.

Mr. Bean: HE! HE! HE!

Bobby Lee: Folks an announcement will be made by our very own Slam commissioner Ace Miller about the championshp tournament will be made right now.

Commissioner Ace Miller enters the arena, walk on the ramp then into the ring.



Ace Miller: Good Evening everyone & thank you for patronizing our show. I Ace Miller will now announce the following match ups given to me by our very own chairman Mr. Pisyao.



Ace Miller: This are as follows:

Match 1: Kevin Nash v.s. Booker T

Match 2: Jhun v.s. The Big Show

Match 3: Kurt Angle V.S. The Rock

Match 4: Mark Henry v.s Samoa Joe



Ace Miller: Hope all of you wrestling fans out there will enjoy this tournament for the championship. And I Ace Miller am glad to announce this special event for the WFCW's Slam's Championship! Oh! And one more thing, our chairman Mr. Pisyao told me that next week, we will have our very first match of the tournament as our main event for next week's show! Thank You all for listening!

Bobby Lee: That is our very own Slam's commissioner Ace Miller, giving us the best announcement in WFCW's Slam history.

Mr. Bean: That's the only announcement we have in Slam.

Bobby Lee: well yeah! Sorry folks, but we have to go to this very important announcement by our sponsors!

Mr. Bean: Damn commercials!

Bobby Lee: Plug it Bean!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: We are backfrom the commercial break!

Mr. Bean: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Bobby Lee: Hey ! Bean! We're back!

Mr. Bean: What!? Oh, we are back from that, hohum, of a break!

Bobby Lee: Sorry folks for my partners action, it seems that he has done some miracles last night.

Mr. Bean: Yes! It was awesome, I have a great bed & a beutiful & sexy b........

Bobby Lee: Sorry again folks, my partner seems a little groggy tonight, well let's start with our second match for tonight!

Mr. Bean: %#@$!!!



Bobby Lee: Here comes the master of Thugonomics, John Cena!

Mr. Bean: What another ill talented wrestler from a giant company!

Bobby Lee: Bean, please be respectful, the man got more titles that you have.

Mr. Bean: Excuse me, I didn't even wrestle in my whole life!



Bobby Lee: Yeah! I didn't even noticed that until now! And here is John Cena's opponent, Jhun!

Mr. Bean: WOW! That's what I call style! A new outfit every week!

Bobby Lee: You call a taking off the shirt & putting on diffrent kind elbow & knee pads are a change in outfit!

Mr. Bean: It sure is, look last week he just wears plain black, but now, you see that he has a diffrent set of colors. Red, Blue, white & black!



Ding! Ding! Ding!

Bobby Lee: Ok the match is started & the two combatants are now going face to face in the ring & WHAT!

Mr. Bean: WOAH! A GREAT DIRTY FINGER!



Bobby Lee: Cena shouts & runs towards Jhun!



Bobby Lee: Jhun side steps & trips Cena's legs!

Mr. Bean: That's what Cena really deserves!



Bobby Lee: Cena falls down & Jhun pulls his leg up & positions it to a Sharp Shooter!



Mr. Bean: The Sharp Shooter! The Sharp Shooter!



Bobby Lee: You really am getting excited in this match.

Mr. Bean: Yes Iam!

Bobby Lee: Let's get back to the action. John Cena shouts in pain & crawls & reached the ropes!

Mr. Bean: The referee calls for a break!



Bobby Lee: Jhun breaks the hold & gives Cena an angry stomp!



Bobby Lee: Jhun pulls Cena up!



Bobby Lee: Cena gives Jhun an elbow to the gut!



Mr. Bean: What the!?



Bobby Lee: Cena gives Jhun a huge clothesline!



Bobby Lee: Jhun falls down!

Mr. Bean: OUCH that gotta hurt!



Bobby Lee: Cena is going pull Jhun up, what the!? A poke to eye by Jhun!

Mr. Bean: Very good!



Bobby Lee: Cena tries to rub his eyes, but what is Jhun pulling out of his pockets? Oh! And here comes Cedric!



Bobby Lee: Cedric runs on the ring apron, but the referee stops him!

Mr. Bean: Oh my! Jhun got a silver knuckles on his right hand!

Bobby Lee: So that's what's inside his pockets!



Mr. Bean: The Power of the Punch!



Bobby Lee: Is that what Jhun calls that move?

Mr. Bean: Yes, he told me that it is one of his finishers.



Bobby Lee: Oh God! He told you that!?

Mr. Bean: Yup!

Bobby Lee: Cena is down! Cedric is also down from the ring apron.

Mr. Bean: The referee is really blind.



Bobby Lee: The pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!



Mr. Bean: We got a winner!

Bobby Lee: Yes & it is by cheating.

Mr. Bean: Hey! A win is a win at any cost!

Bobby Lee: Yeah right!

Mr. Bean: That was one hell of a fight!

Bobby Lee: Alright the ring is being cleared up & what's going on the backstage area?



Mr. Bean: It's just Hurricane Helms giving some lectures to his Super Hero In Training.

Bobby Lee: But look who is watching.

Mr. Bean: It's Triple H & Shawn Micheals!

Bobby Lee: And if you see DX on the background, that means trouble.



Bobby Lee: Hurricane is leaving the scene.



Bobby Lee: DX is on the move!

Mr. Bean: Don't listen to them Rosey!



Bobby Lee: I think Triple H had convinced that Rosey must use that floor brush as a training equipment.

Mr. Bean: You know well that Rosey is a dumb ass.



Bobby Lee: Rosey is using the brush on the wall, like Triple H had said it to him.

Mr. Bean: Look at how DX laughs at Rosey while they goes away from him.

Bobby Lee: Poor Rosey, he's been toyed with. Ok folks, it's time for another word from our sponsor!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we are back!

Mr. Bean: Back from that cool commercial of wrestling figures. Why didn't they made me a figure of your own.

Bobby Lee: And we are...........



Bobby Lee: What the!? Another one!

Mr. Bean: Holy a new babe!

Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe is hot for girls like her!



Mr. Bean: He seems angry!?

Bobby Lee: Get out of there cameraman or he might throw something at you again!



Bobby Lee: Oh, Oh!

Mr. Bean: What is he going to do!?



Bobby Lee: What the!? Can he do that?

Mr. Bean: He's going to crack our cameraman's head!

Bobby Lee: Run!



Mr. Bean: He got him, there's nothing we can do for now!

Bobby Lee: Ok, let's go back to our show & it's time for our main event!

Mr. Bean: Remember what happens last week?

Bobby Lee: What?

Mr. Bean: Then thing between Angle & Edge.

Bobby Lee: Oh! That thing.

Mr. Bean: Yes! And it is pay back time for Edge!



Bobby Lee: Speaking of the devil, here comes Edge.

Mr. Bean: I think he is ready for his pay back to Angle.



Bobby Lee: Edge is bad mouthing some audience.

Mr. Bean: Here comes Angle, going to attack Edge from behind!



Bobby Lee: Edge didn't see what comes from his back.



Mr. Bean: To the steel stairs!



Mr. Bean: Ouch! That gotta hurt!



Bobby Lee: Angle goes to the ring's apron!

Mr. Bean: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!



Mr. Bean: He jumps! Yeheey!

Bobby Lee: What a huge leg drop to Edge! Squizing Edge's head with his legs & the steel stairs!

Mr. Bean: Hey! What do Mr. Pisyao & his staffs doing in here!



Bobby Lee: They stop Angle from doing any further damage to Edge.

Mr. Bean: As you know Mr. Pisyao will be responsible to his wrestlers health.



Bobby Lee: The cheif of security Edmund Cardano is taking Edge backstage to check his status.

Mr. Bean: Go get him Kurt!

Bobby Lee: He can't, he's been stopped by Mr. Pisyao & staffs.



Bobby Lee: They go up the ring & Mr. Pisyao asked Ace Miller our Commissioner to hold the microphone for him.

Mr. Bean: Lazy bastard.

Bobby Lee: SHHHHHH!



Kelvin Pisyao: Angle, for your actions tonight, you had pissed me off for making this main event cancelled! You can do those things in WWE & even in TNA, but here in WFCW you will pay for those unprofessional actions.

Mr. Bean: Punish him!

Bobby LEE: Stop it Bean! He might punish you as well.

Mr. Bean: @#$%!!!!



Kelvin Pisyao: Now for the announcement of your punishment! Your opponent for tonighte main event will be, KANE!

Mr. Bean: Oh my GOD! What a punishment!



Bobby Lee: The chairman & his staffs goes outside the ring as Kane walks on the ramp & into the ring.



Bobby Lee: Angle & Kane goes face to face.

Mr. Bean: Cover your noses!

Bobby Lee: Again! For what? Nobdy lifts his arm on the ring.

Mr. Bean: No! Look at Kanes mouth!

Bobby Lee: I'll tell that to Kane later, so he can choke slam you!

Mr. Bean: Just kidding! Don't tell Kane alright!



Bobby Lee: Angle goes to Kane's back.



Bobby Lee: A chop Block for Kane from Angle!



Bobby Lee: Kane struggles to stand & Angle kicks Kane's left knee!



Bobby Lee: Kane falls on his knees as Angle is getting something under the ring!

Mr. Bean: Hope it's a Table! A Table! A Table!



Bobby Lee: What the!?

Mr. Bean: Oh! It's a chair!



Bobby Lee: A chair strike by Angle to Kane's gut!

Mr. Bean: Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: Kane is down as the referee calls for the bell!

Mr. Bean: Oh shucks! It's a disqualification!

Bobby Lee: The first ever in WFCW's history!



Bobby Lee: Angle drops the chair on Kane's face!

Mr. Bean: Bad move, bashing Kane with the chair is much better.



Bobby Lee: Angle is now asking for a microphone as the referee checks on Kane.

Mr. Bean: What will he do with a mic? Will he smash it on Kane's head or......



Kurt Angle: Shut the heel up Bobby & Bean!

Bobby Lee: Oh!

Mr. Bean: Why I ata!!!!!!

Kurt Angle: As you can see, I ended this match quickly for I don't like what Mr. Big Time Chairman has done in stopping me at destroying that no talent Edge & making me face this abnormal kind of a human being!



Kurt Angle: And most of all, all of you fans out there, knows how Kurt Angle do to his own life, do what I want & don't do what everyone wants!

Bobby LEE: Kane revives!

Mr. Bean: Just like that!



Kurt Angle: And most of all! What the f**k!?

Bobby Lee: Kane positions for a chokeslam!

Mr. Bean: Angle look out!

Bobby Lee: Angle sees Kane & jumps out of the ring right away!



Bobby Lee: Kane is angry.

Mr. Bean: Kurt did the right thing!

Bobby Lee: What running away when your enemy is going after you for a revenge?

Mr. Bean: No! Running away & fight again for another day!

Bobby Lee: Yeah right! Folks this is all the time we have for tonight. If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our second edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can see each other in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!