Slam Episode #5

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 2



Kelvin Pisyao: Welcome everyone for the Another episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam. I'm your chairman & owner of WFCW, Kelvin Pisyao! Tonight will be another exciting night of pure wrestling action, so sit back & enjoy the show.

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEGfYJU9Pw



Bobby Lee: Welcome everyone for another super episode of Wednesday Night Slam! I'm Bobby Lee.

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Bobby Lee: Commenteting to you live!

Mr. Bean: Yes! This is not as taping, but live from somewhere around this planet!

Bobby Lee: We have one heck of a show for tonigh!

Mr. Bean: One hell of matches!

Bobby Lee: We got Mr. Kennedy!

Mr. Bean: "The Main Event" Dyamez!

Bobby Lee: Chris Sabin!

Mr. Bean: And the 3rd tourney match up!

Bobby Lee: Kurt Angle going against The Rock!

Mr. Bean: HE! HE! HE!

Bobby Lee: I know why you are laughing. You're very excited about our match ups for tonight.

Mr. Bean: Excellent!!!



Bobby Lee: Folks there's some sort of things are happening backstage & our Freakatron will show it to you.

Mr. Bean: Not another Samoa Joe / chic episode!



Bobby Lee: Look who's looking from behind the bed!

Mr. Bean: It's!!!!



Bobby Lee: The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: And he's coming to get you! RAR!



Bobby Lee: That's scary!

Mr. Bean: Scary enough to make Joe carry his girl & run. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bobby Lee: Folks we will return after these short messages.

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we're back!

Mr. Bean: And here comes Mrrrrrrrr. KENNEDY!!!! ..............kennedy.



Bobby Lee: He seems in a bad mood for tonight!?

Mr. Bean: That's sounds good maybe I can do the same with my name, Mrrrrrrr. BEEEEEEAN!!! .....bean.

Bobby Lee: That would be great, in a rat's ass.

Mr. Bean: You're just jealous.

Bobby Lee: I am not!



Bobby Lee: Oh! There's Mr. Kennedy on the ring getting ready to announce himself.

Mr. Kennedy: Coming at.......... oh wait, I'm not here to do a match, Mr. Pisyao haven't book me yet for a match until now!



Mr. Kennedy: But, I demanded that he give me a respective match right here & right now!

Bobby Lee: I don't know if Mr. Pisyao is hearing this.

Mr. Bean: I think he can, he is just in his office counting money.

Mr. Kennedy: For a great athlete like me, no match is still on, my contract says that I can have a both here & in Beatdown! And all I want is any match that you can give to me, a normal one, a hardcore one or even a one on two handicap macth from those clowns from TNA!



Ace Miller: Well, well, well!

Bobby Lee: It's our commisioner Ace Miller!

Mr. Bean: Where'd he come from?



Ace Miller: I've just heard that you, Mr. Kennedy really like to have a match tonight.

Mr. Bean: That's right!



Ace Miller: Shut up Bean! I am trying to talk here.

Mr. Bean: What the!?

Ace Miller: And I had also heard that you can have any matches tonight, a normal one , a hardcore one or even a handicap match. Well you are in luck son, because, I have the power to give you any matches you like and it will be a...........



Ace Miller: A handicap match against these two superstars from, what you called, clowns from TNA, Abyss & Kevin Nash!

Bobby Lee: Oh wow! I think this is some kind of punishment for Mr. Kennedy up there!

Mr. Bean: What do you call a punishment, this is not a punishment, this is torture!

Ace Miller: And to sum it all up, I will be the special guess referee for your match tonight!

Bobby Lee: Woah! It this going to be the worst night for Mr. Kennedy!

Mr. Bean: It sure will!



BObby Lee: Now all of them are in the ring!

Mr. Bean: Including the Commisioner!



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: The match has started!

Mr. Bean: But they haven't moved a bit! C'mon guys, fight, fight, fight!



Bobby Lee: It looks like Abyss is going to the side line & just going to watch Mr. Kennedy do some work with Kevin Nash!

Mr. Bean: Fight, fight, fight!



Bobby Lee: A right by Mr. Kennedy!



Bobby Lee: And a left!

Mr. Bean: Fight, fight, fight!



Bobby Lee: A huge knee by Kevin Nash to Mr. Kennedy!

Mr. Bean: WOOOOOOOO!



Bobby Lee: And what is this!?

Mr. Bean: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash seems to position Mr. Kennedy up for a Blackhole Slam on Abyss!



Bobby Lee: BAM! And the slam!

Mr. Bean: OUCH!



Bobby Lee: Are you going to commentate with me, you're just gotta do your stupid child inpersonation watching a live wrestling show!?

Mr. Bean: Mind your own bussiness!



Bobby Lee: I'll be back to you Bean!

Mr. Bean: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

Bobby Lee: And now Abyss is positioning Mr. Kennedy for a Jacknife!

Mr. Bean: It's jacknife time!



Bobby Lee: The taunt!

Mr. Bean: YAAAAAAY!



Bobby Lee: Up he goes!

Mr. Bean: EEEEEEERRGH!



Bobby Lee: And down on the ring he fall!

Mr. Bean: BOOM! Unconcious!



Bobby Lee: And the pin! Wait! It's a standing count by our commisioner!

Mr. Bean: 1..2..3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!



Bobby Lee: A easy & short win for the behamoth in the ring!

Mr. Bean: And the winner by a knockout is.........

Bobby Lee: Abyss & Kevin Nash!

Mr. Bean: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bobby Lee: For how long will you do that stupid childish act of yours!?

Mr. Bean: As long as I want or after the commercial break.

Bobby Lee: Oh, well! He have a special interview by Mene Gene to the Sabers in the backstage area. It's your turn Mene Gene!



Mene Gene: Ok everyone, I'm here backstage & with one of WFCW tag teams, The Sabers!

Jhun: Why thank you Mene Gene!

Cedric: Same from me!

Mene Gene: Well, what will the both of you say for you are chosen to be one of the contenders for the WFCW Slam's Tag Team Title?

Jhun: Well, we are...............



Jhun: What the!? Why did he suddenly run?

Cedric: I don't know!



The Boogeyman: I'm The Boogey man & I'm comin to get you!

Jhun & Cedric: ??!!!

Bobby Lee: Ha! HA! Ha! Ha! I can't believe this, those two run off scared!



Bobby Lee: Oh my god! Now what is he doing?

Mr. Bean: He's doing The Boogeyman dance!

Bobby Lee: Oh brother! we will be back after these reminders.

Mr. Bean: Ka Chow!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: Welcome back folks! And we are now ready for our second serving of a match!

Mr. Bean: And?



Bobby Lee: Our second match is between "The Main Event" Dyamez & Chris Sabin for the WFCW Premiere title!

Mr. Bean: Wow! A title match!



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: Dyamez & Chris Sabin seems talking about their own egoes on the ring.

Mr. Bean: Maybe?



Bobby Lee: They tied up!

Mr. Bean: Woopie Doo!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez takes Chris Sabin to the corner!



Bobby Lee: The referee asked for a break!

Mr. Bean: And they listen, what such a bunch of sisies!



Bobby Lee: How can you call them sisies, if they are risking their bodies in that ring!?

Mr. Bean: They listen to the ref! Those who listen to the ref are wrestling sisies!

Bobby Lee: Oh brother, here we go again.



Bobby Lee: Another tie up attempt by Dyamez, but Chris Sabin dodge it!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez is grabed by Chris Sabin from behind!



Bobby Lee: A counter, elbow by Dyamez to Chris Sabin's head!



Mr. Bean: Ouch said by Sabin! Come here yu little! said by Dyamez!

Bobby Lee: They didn't say that!

Mr. Bean: Yes they did!

Bobby Lee: Did not! You stop that Bean or Mr. Pisyao might make you eat your words!

Mr. Bean: Oh alright!



Bobby Lee: Another stare down by the two!



Bobby Lee: Chris Sabin attacks and Dyamez blocks it!



Bobby Lee: A headlock by Chris Sabin!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez counters it by lifting Chris Sabin up in the air!



Bobby Lee: To a german suplex!



Mr. Bean: That's stupendous!

Bobby Lee: What do you mean stupendous?

Mr. Bean: I don't know, I just thinked of it.



Bobby Lee: Let's go back to the action.



Bobby Lee: A slingshot by Dyamez! Making Chris Sabin hang on the top rope!



Mr. Bean: Good thing Sabin didn't go all the way on the arena floor.

Bobby Lee: It looks like it.



Bobby Lee: Dyamez is up in the air!

Mr. Bean: As we can see in this action only black men can fly!



Mr. Bean: Because white men can't jump!



Bobby Lee: Did you say that I can't jump.

Mr. Bean: You're too old to understand what I am saying.



Bobby Lee: Not too old to kick your butt!

Mr. Bean: HE! HE! HE!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez picks up Chris Sabin hanging from the top rope!



Bobby Lee: And unto the barricade!

Mr. Bean: He will feel it when he goes to the bathroom.



Bobby Lee: A follow up axe kick by Dyamez on Chris Sabin's head!

Mr. Bean: That will be a migrain in the morning!



Bobby Lee: How can you say all those things, are you a doctor of some sort?



Mr. Bean: No.

Bobby Lee: Then how come you tell those things as it happens?

Mr. Bean: I just wanna, that's all.



Bobby Lee: Let's get back to the action, a camel clutch by Dyamez!

Mr. Bean: This will take a while, I just want to plug in that our sponsor for tonight's event are Wrestle Freaks, wrestlefreaks.proboards102.com & by Deluxe Aggressions by Jakks Pacific & TNA Impact toys by Marvel Toys!

Bobby Lee: Oh! our sponsors are great, who gave you that list?

Mr. Bean: It's from our creator The Boogeyman, The Admin of Wrestl Freaks, The Philippine's prime wrestling forum for Filipinoes Fans & Wrestling Collectors!

Bobby Lee: Is it free or did he pay you?

Mr. Bean: Why are you thinking like that?

Bobby Lee: For you accept payment to advertise other wreswtlers like Jhun.

Mr. Bean: To tell you the truth, NO! It's in the house!

Bobby Lee: Well it's been two minutes since the hold &.....



Bobby Lee: That Dyamez had done some modification on the camel clutch by holding up Chris Sabin's left leg!

Mr. Bean: That's gotta hurt!



Bobby Lee: Wait, Dyamez withdraws the hold and agues with the referee!

Mr. Bean: Sabin might tapped out, but the ref didn't call it right.



Bobby Lee: Chris Sabin never taps out! I'm looking at the match all the time!

Mr. Bean: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Bobby Lee: I am telling the truth & that's what I am seeing!



Bobby Lee:Chris Sabin suddenly stands up & grab Dyamez's shoulders!



Mr. Bean: The Back Cracker!

Bobby Lee: That's Carlito Cool's favorite move!



Bobby Lee: A leg drop by Chris Sabin on Dyamez's face!



Bobby Lee: And, what's this!?

Mr. Bean: The infamous figure four leg lock by Sabin!

Bobby Lee: This is perfected by the living legend Ric Flair!

Mr. Bean: Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out!

Bobby Lee: Dyamez seems to be in a lot of pain tonight!

Mr. Bean: Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Tap out!

Bobby Lee: He needs to escape before he looses his feelings from his legs!



Bobby Lee: Oh my!? Dyamez seems to get his streght together & tries to counters the hold!

Mr. Bean: No, not that! Tap out while you still can!



Bobby Lee: It's a success!



Bobby Lee: Chris Sabin breaks the hold!

Mr. Bean: Sure he'll break it, with it's inverted position, he is the one getteng the effect of the move not Dyamez!



Bobby Lee: You tell us.



Mr. Bean: I'm just telling the truth.

Bobby Lee: With all the stupid things that you had said for the past shows, I think that you got something inside that empty head of yours.



Mr. Bean: Why you........

Bobby Lee: Chris Sabin gives Dyames a hurricanyana!



Bobby Lee: The flip!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez countered it!



Bobby Lee: An elbow drop follow up by Dyamez!

Mr. Bean: Right on the kidney area!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez gives Chris Sabin a chicken wing!

Mr. Bean: Did you said chicken?

Bobby Lee: It's chicken wing.

Mr. Bean: BOK BOK BOKOK!



Bobby Lee: Chirs Sabin taps out!



DING! DING! DING!!!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez wins by a submission!

Mr. Bean: HOORAY!



Bobby Lee: What a match up!

Mr. Bean: A hell of a match up!



Bobby Lee: Dyamez offers a hand to Chris Sabin.

Mr. Bean: And Sabin accepts it!

Bobby Lee: What a great show & sportsmanship we got here tonight and we have our first WFCW Premiere Champion for tonight & it is Dyamez!

Mr. Bean: Hey Bobby! Our Freakatron is showing up something.



Bobby Lee: It's our chairman's office & he's with Beatdown's GM, Mr. Krauss.

Victor Krauss: Hello Mr. Pisyao, where can I het the money to pay for the rent of the arena?

Kelvin Pisyao: Open the safe & get what is needed to pay our debt.



Kelvin Pisyao: You know the combination, right?

Victor Krauss: Right! OK I'll open it now.



The Boogeyman: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bobby Lee: Oh!

Mr. Bean: My!

Victor Krauss & Kelvin Pisyao: GOD!



Victor Krauss & Kelvin Pisyao: RUUUUUUUUN!!!

The Boogeyman: I'm comin to get you!

Bobby Lee: That was insane!

Mr. Bean: I almost wet my pants!

Bobby Lee: Folks we have some words from our sponsors.

[The Boogeyman]

Booker T: Welcome back everyone to WFCW Slam! It is I, your king, King Booker, gives you all wrestling fans out there this toast for tonight's celebration on King Booker's growing kingdom!

Bobby Lee: Look Bean behind the wall.

Mr. Bean: Oh shit!



Booker T: I now gladly announce that WFCW Slam is now an expansion of my kingdom in the wrestling world.

Bobby Lee: Should we tell it to Booker T?

Mr. Bean: Just let him tell his story & make him realize it himself.

Booker T: And now the toa.....



CRASH!!

Booker T: Holy........!?

Bobby Lee; The wall broke down just like that!

Mr. Bean: WOAH!



Booker T: EEEEEEEEEEE! Gotta get out of here!

Mr. Bean: WAHAHAHAHAHA! Now the king screams like a bitch!



Bobby Lee: Booker T seems to drops his royal belongings.

Mr. Bean: I don't like what The Boogeyman is thinking!



Bobby Lee: Now The Boogeyman wears the royal crown & holds the royal scepter!

Mr. Bean: All hail King Boogeyman! HE! HE! HE!

Bobby Lee: Folks it's very disturbing seeing that The Boogeyman is now here in WFCW!

Mr. Bean: I must always be alert, for he might come to get me.

Bobby Lee: If he comes here to get you, you will definitely wet your pants if you come across his path.

Mr. Bean: I'll die first before he gets me!

Bobby Lee: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! If you can escape! Well let's go on with the show!

Mene Gene: This match is scheduled for one fall & is for the WFCW Slam's Title tourney! Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds, from The U.S. of A., Kurt Angle!



Bobby Lee: Kurt Angle captured almost all the titles in the WWE & is now currently here in WFCW to get a title for sure!

Mr. Bean: HECK! He left WWE & go to TNA for more brutal competition & I think he didn't like those limitations rules in the WWE.



Bobby Lee: Well for me he's a good ath.......



Bobby Lee: It's Edge, Edge attack Kurt Angle!

Mr. Bean: Damn! Edge is good in these fueds, is he?



Bobby Lee: A backbreaker by Edge!

Mr. Bean: Holy.....!?



Bobby Lee: Edge is bringing Angle to our table!

Mr. Bean: Back off Edge! You might spill blood all over our table!

Bobby Lee: Let's just get out of here before we goes with this action as well.



Mr. Bean: Well we are now here on the other side of the ramp.

Bobby Lee: It's better to be here than be part of the action, we are commentators not wrestlers, we are payed to speak up, not make our bodies suffer in pain!



Mr. Bean: No Edge! Anywhere but on our table!



CRAASH!

Mr. Bean: Oh no! Our beatiful table, scattered all over the floor!

Bobby Lee: What a drop by Edge to Krut Angle & it's on our commentator's table!



Mr. Bean: Now what!?

Bobby Lee: What!?

Mr. Bean: Would we have a table next episode or what!?

Bobby Lee: Mr. Pisyao might give us a new one.

Mr. Bean: He might get it from our pay check!

Bobby Lee & Mr. Bean: Oh God, please no!



Bobby Lee: Edge is bringing Kurt Angle unto the ring!



Mr. Bean: Our table!

Bobby Lee: Zip it Bean! We got work to do, the match still continues even if Kurt Angle is down.



Bobby Lee: Edge is now leaving Kurt Angle lying in the ring!

Mr. Bean: What's next edge!? You want a piece of me, after what you've done to our table......!



Bobby Lee: The Rock! The Rock has entered from the stage!

DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: What! The bell still rings!

Bobby Lee: The match continues!



Bobby Lee: The Rock enters the ring & pulls Kurt Angle into position for the Peoples Elbow!



Mr. Bean: The removal of the elbow pad! Why does he always do that!?



Mr. Bean: A rebound to the ropes!



Mr. Bean: Another rebound!



Mr. Bean: The People's Elbow! The most electrifying move on wrestling history!



Bobby Lee: And the PIN!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...&...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!



Bobby Lee: The match is done!

Mr. Bean: The Rock wins!



Bobby Lee: It's an easy win for The Rock!

Mr. Bean: Yeah! With the help from Edge!

Bobby Lee: I think Edge is jealous.

Mr. Bean: And why did you say that!?

Bobby Lee: For Mr. Pisyao didn't choose him to be in the eight man tourney for the WFCW Slam's title.

Mr. Bean: You got a point there & since Angle is the one who shut him up in the first place, he tends on making Angle's life a living hell.

Bobby Lee: That seems to be right, well folks.......



Mr. Bean: Wait the Freakatron is showing us something!

Bobby Lee: It's JBL & it seems that he has saw something very scary!

Mr. Bean: I think I know who JBL saw.

Bobby Lee: OK folks this is the time where you can post your thoughts on this Wrestling Figure Picture Fed by our very own The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: Hope to hear high hopes from all of you!

Bobby Lee: If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our fifth edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can see each others in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!