Victor Koslov: We are now ready for the Main event!
Mr. Bean: It looks like it!?
(*Ken Kennedy's Theme Plays on the P.A. system*)
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's Mr. Kennedy!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy really got the nerves on playing Christian Cage's game for tonight!
Mr. Bean: He realy is!
Victor Koslov: He shoul...........
Mr. Bean: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Queit!
(*The P.A. system Stops*)
(*Crowd Go to Silence*)
Kennedy: I weigh in tonight at an astonishing two hundred & forty fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive pounds! I'm from Greeeeeeeeeen Bay Wiiiiiiiiiiisconsin!
Kennedy: Miiiiiiiiiiiiiisteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer KENNEDY!
(*The Whole Arena in Silence*)
(*Chistian Cage's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*)
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Victor Koslov: Oh my! It's Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: And he had interupted Mr. Kennedy's unfinished announcement!
Victor Koslov: The former NWA World Champion now signs with WFCW!
Mr. Bean: Good thing he's hear in Slam!
Victor Koslov: Yes! And he's one heck of a wrestler!
Mr. Bean: That's looks like a taunt to Mr. Kennedy!
Victor Koslov: The crowd likes that badass attitude of Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: The nerve of that guy!
Victor Koslov: That's waht we get from Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: Kennedy attacked at once! The bell hasn't been rung yet!
Victor Koslov: A kick to the back by Ken Kennedy! Christian Cage's been surprised by that cheap attack!
DING! DING! DING!
Mr. Bean: And there goes the late bell!
Victor Koslov: A punch to the back of the head of Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: That attack looks like it's personal!
Victor Koslov: Headlock by Ken Kennedy!
Victor Koslov: To an uppercut to the chin!
Victor Koslov: Christian Cage is down & ow! A stomp to the gut!
Mr. Bean: Mr. Kennedy really does some painful moves to Cage!
Victor Koslov: Now a barrage of punch by Ken Kennedy!
Mr. Bean: 1..2..3..! Aw that's all!?
Victor Koslov: Then a headlock!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy applying sdome pressure to the neck of Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: Did you know that our Champion Kevin Nash will have a hard time for his title defense next week?
Victor Koslov: How come?
Mr. Bean: Because he is going to face my main man Jhun!
Victor Koslov: Oh brother! I know you put another bet for Jhun! How much did you bet?
Mr. Bean: One thousand bucks!
Victor Koslov: That's big! You know gambling is bad!
Mr. Bean: Yeah, yeah! But..... But.....
Victor Koslov: Christian Cage counters the hold with his leg!
Mr. Bean: And the hold is broken!
Victor Koslov: Both men are struggling to stand up!
Victor Koslov: And both of them are up on their feet!
Victor Koslov: A huge clothesline by Christian Cage!
Mr. Bean: Baw Gawd!
Victor Koslov: And they're both down on the floor!
Mr. Bean: Cage got up first!
Victor Koslov: And does the first attck outside the ring!
Victor Koslov: A huge blow by Christian Cage to Ken Kennedy!
Mr. Bean: Right to the kisser!
Victor Koslov: Then a kick to the jaw of Ken Kennedy!
Mr. Bean: Look they are getting near our table!
Victor Koslov: And they are getting nearer as we speak!
Mr. Bean: They are already beside our table! Go away & fight in the ring instead!
Victor Koslov: We better get out of hear before we become included in that match!
Mr. Bean: Oki doki!
Victor Koslov: Now this is a safe distance to commentate on the match!
Mr. Bean: You said it!
Mr. Bean: Mr. Kennedy pushes Cage on our table! God dammit, it's going to be broken again, it's brand new!
Victor Koslov: Oh a chair!
Victor Koslov: Gonna sit on this chair to take the load of!
Mr. Bean: What the hell are you doing? Look at Mr. Kennedy! He's climbing up on the scaffolds!
Victor Koslov: I can see that!
Mr. Bean: Now he's way up!
Victor Koslov: And now he's going way down......
Mr. Bean: To Cage!
Mr. Bean: On our brand new commentator's table!
Mr. Bean: OH!
Mr. Bean: My!
Mr. Bean: God!
Victor Koslov: The table is destroyed!
Mr. Bean: And it was brand new!
Victor Koslov: That's wrestling!
Referee: 1...2...3...4...!
Mr. Bean: The ref starts the ten count!
Referee: 5...6...7...!
Mr. Bean: Hey!
Referee: 8!
Mr. Bean: Mr. Kennedy wears my hat!
Victor Koslov: The referee stops the counting at eight!
Mr. Bean: He got my hat!
Victor Koslov: Christian Cage goes backstage & Ken Kennedy follows as well!
Mr. Bean: Brin back my hat!
Victor Koslov: It looks like that we will now watch the match on The Freakatron!
Mr. Bean: He better bring my hat back or else!
Kennedy: Hey! You!
Cage: Ooow!
Kennedy: Come back here or I'll....umgh!
Cage: Shut up!
Victor Koslov: A shocking elbow by Christian Cage!
Cage: You said something?
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy's head smashes on the wall!
Cage: Take this! Umm!
Kennedy: Argh!
Mr. Bean: AHHHH! My hat fell off!
Victor Koslov: Then you can get it later backstage Bean!
Cage: And this!
Kennedy: Umf!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy's skull crashes on the wall!
Cage: Want more!?
Cage: Go there pal!
Kennedy: Ugh!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy is thrown to a MAcho Man stand up & oh my, it's....
Mr. Bean: Edge! Cage's former partner!
Edge: What the!?
Edge: Need a hand?
Cage: Sure bro!
Victor Koslov: A double team by Edge & Christian!
Mr. Bean: He's up!
Mr. Bean: And now he's down!
Right to the steel roll up door!
Victor Koslov: What is this!?
Mr. Bean: It's Angle & his allies in crime, Joe & AJ!
Victor Koslov: What are they doing there!?
Mr. Bean: That's the parking area, they can stay there as long as they want!
Edge: That's gonna take care of him!
Cage: Right!
Victor Koslov: Oh I see! That's where the match continues!
Angle: What the F**K!?
Edge: Easy Kurt, this not what you think it is.
Victor Koslov: I smell trouble!
Joe: What do you want us to do Kurt?
AJ: Yeah just say it!
Mr. Bean: I don't smell it, I just hear trouble!
Edge: I'm outta here!
Angle: I'll go after Edge & you two go after Cage!
Cage: Wait you guys. You don't wanna.....
Cage: Umf!
Mr. Bean: Poor Cage! Left by Edge all alone to defend himself!
Cage: Agh!
Joe: Hit him! Hit him!
AJ: I'm hitting him all I can!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy just looks at Christian Cage being beaten to a pulp!
Mr. Bean: And Angle is back from the chase!
Cage: Aaargh!
Joe: Take this!
Angle: Boys! Please hold him for me.
Joe: Like this Kurt?
Angle: Yeah just like that!
AJ: Do your stuff Kurt!
Mr. Bean: What's this!?
Victor Koslov: An Olympic Slam on the concrete floor!
Mr. Bean: And those three are inviting Mr. Kennedy to make the pin!
Referee: 1...2...3!!!
DING! DING! DING!
Victor Koslov: Ken Kennedy wins!
Mr. Bean: Oh no! This is the thing that I am most afraid of!
Victor Koslov: What!? Being back stabbed by Angle?
Joe & AJ! Way to go Kurt!
Mr. Bean: Yes!
Victor Koslov: This is sickening!
Mr. Bean: This happens to almost all wrestlers that I've seen!
Victor Koslov: Well it could happen to a better person!
Victor Koslov: Well that's it for tonight! Folks this is Slam GM Victor Koslov!
Mr. Bean: And Mr. Bean!
Victor Koslov & Mr. Bean: Signing off & have a good night!