Slam Episode #8

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 8

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9tsdmPKKE

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Victor Koslov: Welcome to another episode of WFCW Slam! I'm Victor Koslov, Slam's GM & substituting for Bobby Lee.

Mr. Bean: And I'm Bean, B-E-A-N,Bean with Mister!

Mr. Bean & Victor Koslov: And we welcome you to the very first episode of the second season of Slam! And we've all seen the new opening of Slam! Isn't it great Bean?



Mr. Bean: It's amazing how we get that opening! Absolutely Amazing!..... Hey! What do you mean lately that you're just a substitute for Lee!? Lee retires after Freak Mania! I thought you're my new partner.

Victor Koslov: No! I'm still just a substitute. You know, I'm your boss, the GM of Slam, so don't shout at my face or you'll also retire like Bobby, only earlier.



Mr. Bean: Ow! That's how you use your power, I'll tell that to Mr. Pisyao!

Victo Koslov: Just kidding! But in case that you piss me off, I'll just indefinitely give you a suspension.

Mr. Bean: With pay?

Victor Koslov: No! Without pay!

Mr. Bean: Oh! Ok! I'll just sit down & shut up.

Victor Koslov: Ok folks, while my partner in commentating sits down & shuts his mouth, I'll announce that we will not be with Mr. Lee anymore, he retires after Freak Mania for the cause of old age & needs to rest more often than he ever needs. We will miss you Bobby Lee, from all the wrestlers, staffs & fans of WFCW!

(*Kevin Nash theme plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowds Cheers: Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!*)



(*Crowds Roar*)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, SLam's Newly Crowned Champion, KEEEEVIN NAAAAAAASH!!!

Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's Nash!

Victor Koslov: And he's one hell of a champion!



Mr. Bean: Wohooo! He waves at us!

Victor Koslov: Hi Kevs!



Victor Koslov: He sure is in a good mood today!

Mr. Bean: He sure is! Who will be in a bad mood when you win the Title at Freak Mania?



Victor Koslov: All the fans cheering to Kevin!

Mr. Bean: But I'm still in the bad mood for I lost money last Freak Mania!

Victor Koslov: That's because you bet on the wrong guy!

Mr. Bean: No! Jhun is the better wrestler of the two! Only an accident busted Jhun's forehead!

Victor Koslov: You mean, Kevin kicked the steel chair by accident?

Mr. Bean: Yes, because he just got lucky!

Victor Koslov: Oh Brother!



Mene Gene: Everybody! Let's welcome The Newly Crowned WFCW Wednesday Night Slam Champion, Kevin Nash!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mene Gene: Now Kevin, I have a question for you. What are your future plans for being our very first Slam's Champion?

Kevin Nash: Well, you know Mene Gene, I don't have a far too future plan for my title. I have a near future plan for it & it's something to do about a freind. Let's just say that I gave him my word that he will be the first person that I will give my first title defense this coming Slam's PPV. Let's all welcome, my freind......



(*Chris Benoit's theme plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowd ROARS*)

Kevin Nash: CHRIIIIIIIIIIS BENOIT!

Mr. Bean: What!? He'll give Benoit a title shot!?

Victor Koslov: You heard it right!

Mr. Benoit: He's insane, giving The Rabid Wolverine a shot, just like that!



Kevin Nash: For helping me from that attack last Freak Mania by those two weirdos & celebrating my win with just me & my other freinds!



Kevin Nash: So, Chris, do you accept my challenge?



Benoit: Well Kevin, I really don't like to but, I acce.......



Jhun(*on the Freakatron*): Hold it right there BOZO!

Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's my idol!

Victor Koslov: You're what!

Mr. Bean: I said my idol.



Jhun: Hey Nash! Before you give that hoodlum a shot at you're title, did you forgot something that you need to do first?

Kevin Nash: No & why did you ask that?



Jhun: Well, as you can see in a clause on the contract, that the loser of the match deserves a rematch!

Mr. Bean: Ho! HO! HO! Mr. Nash is in trouble!



Jhun: And before you give that hoodlum a title shot, you must first give me my rematch, for I deserve it!

Victor Koslov: He is indeed right!



Jhun: So, next week, I'll want my rematch or me & these two will force you to give me my rematch!

Mr. Bean: WOHOOH! Nash is in BIIIIIG trouble!



Mr. Bean: Looks like Nash & Benoit is talking at each other for what they had heard earlier!

Victor Koslov: They sure is in a lot of problem right now.

Mr. Bean: Hey! Your the GM of Slam! What are you going to do about it?

Victor Koslov: Well according to the contract, Jhun really deserves a rematch & Chris Benoit better wait till he becomes a number contender on Nash's Title.



Benoit: Well, it looks ok for me, next week, it will be his rematch & my freind here Kevin & I'm just gonna sit down & wait for the ending of that match.

Victor Koslov: Well folks, we gonna have some commercial breaks, so stay tuned on WFCW Slam!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: And we are back!

Victor Koslov: We are trully back & just in time for our first match!

Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall!



(*Hurricane's theme plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowds ROARS*)

Announcer: Coming his way to the ring! Accompanied by The Hurricane & Sharkboy!



Announcer: Reaching at 6 feet 5 inches tall & weighing in at 236 pounds, from Parts Unknown!



Announcer: The Masked Jobber!

Mr. Bean: WOAH! A weirdo from a comic book convention!

Victor Koslov: We've seen his debut match in the third episode of Slam & wins the Hardcore title!

Mr. Bean: Yeah & for just beeing lucky on facing Sharkboy!

Victor Koslov: And look at them now, their team mates!

Mr. Bean: That only means, they are weirdos of the same kind!



(*P.A. System: I'm The Boogeyman & I'm Comin to Get Yah!*)

(*Crowd Cheers*)

(*The Boogeyman Theme Plays on the P.A. system*)

Mr. Bean: Oh my God! What the hell is he doing in here!?

Victor Koslov: I booked him tonight!

Announcer: And making his way to the ring! Reaching in at 6 feet 2 inches tall & weighing in at 246 pounds! From the Bottomless Pit!



Mr. Bean: Who ever told anyone that their from the Bottom Less Pit!?

Victor Koslov: Who else, Him!

Announcer: The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: Hey! No fireworks!?

Victor Koslov: Nope!



Mr. Bean: Cheapskate!

Victor Koslov: No fireworks for him here in WFCW.

Mr. Bean: Look at that guy, still smilin, even if he breaks that watch to piece on his head!



Mr. Bean: Sure looks like an unlucky day for The Masked Jobber!



Mr. Bean: WAHAHAHAHAHA! He scared off The Hurricane!



Mr. Bean: Even Sharkboy runs from The Boogeyman! And he runs like a Bitch!

Victor Koslov: Sush Bean, don't use profane words oftenly, kids are also watching our show!

Mr. Bean: Ok, when pigs fly!



Victor Koslov: Are you really that annoying every show?

Mr. Bean: You didn't watch Slam when you're not it's GM, ain't you?

Victor Koslov: I watched it, every episode, so, this is why Bobby Lee retires, for you've been pissing him off everytime you two do the commentating.

Mr. Bean: You are actually right!



Mr. Bean: Woah! TMJ, attack Boogey from behind!

Victor Koslov: What does TMJ stands for?

Mr. Bean: The Masked Jobber!

Victor Koslov: Oh, I get it!



Victor Koslov: The referee waves for the bell!

DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: And the match officially started!



Victor Koslov: TMJ punches The Boogeyman at the back!

Mr. Bean: Now that's much better, using abbreviations rather the whole word!



Victor Koslov: Thanks Bean!



Victor Koslov: An elbow to the head of The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: OUCH!



Victor Koslov: Are you hurt?

Mr. Bean: No! That's just a figure of speech!



Victor Koslov: As TMJ pulls The Boogeyman up, The Boogeyman counters with an elbow to the gut of TMJ!



Victor Koslov: And another!

Mr. Bean: Straight to the neck!




Victor Koslov: The Boogeyman rebounds on the ropes!



Victor Koslov: And wait!



Victor Koslov: The Boogeyman is down!

Mr. Bean: Thanks to Sharkboy!



Victor Koslov: Did the referee see it?

Mr. Bean: Nope! I think not!




Victor Koslov: The referee seems to suspects what just happen lately!

Mr. Bean: Sharkboy does a mistake raising his hands like that!




Victor Koslov: As the referee warns Sharkboy, The hurricane gives The Boogeyman a cheap shot to the gut!

Mr. Bean: That's what I call team work!



Victor Koslov: Team work? How can you say that?

Mr. Bean: Look at hoe The Masked Threesome do their stuffs on Boogey!



Victor Koslov: What did we miss, The Boogeyman just lifts up TMJ from it's sleeper hold!



Victor Koslov: And unto the turnbuckles!



Mr. Bean: Now, what's Boogey gonna do?



Victor Koslov: The Boogeyman charges TMJ!



Victor Koslov: And a miss!

Mr. Bean: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!




Victor Koslov: TMJ gives The Boogeyman a barrage of punch! The referee counts!

Referee: 1..2..3..4!!!!



Victor Koslov: And the break!

Mr. Bean: That's one bad move from the referee!



Victor Koslov: And Why?

Mr. Bean: Because of that!

Victor Koslov: What the!? The Hurricane pulls The Boogeymam's neck to the ropes! Choking him!



Mr. Bean: Holy! What are they doing here!?

Victor Koslov: I don't know!?




Mr. Bean: Kane gone berserk & gives The Hurricane a Big Boot!

Victor Koslov: I think, they are making the odds, even!






Victor Koslov: And Undertaker chokeslams Sharkboy!

Mr. Bean: He'll be in dreamland for now!



Victor Koslov: And TMJ continues the attack on The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: He doesn't know that his comrads are down!



Victor Koslov: A punch by TMJ!



Mr. Bean: No effect!



Victor Koslov: A slap by TMJ!



Mr. Bean: No effect!



Victor Koslov: Boogeyman stands up!

Mr. Bean: And TMJ is stunned!



Mr. Bean: Still stunned!



Victor Koslov: A vicious headbutt by The Boogeyman!




Victor Koslov: And what is this!? A Good Night Pumphandle Slam!





Mr. Bean: Nope, it looks more like a Good Night Power Slam!



Victor Koslov: And the pin!

Referee: 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Victor Koslov: And we have a winner!

Announcer: And the winner by a pin fall, The BOOOOOOOGEYMAN!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)

Mr. Bean: Say what!? Our winner is a worm eater!



Victor Koslov: I didn't say that! Oh! It's Kane & he's gone inside the ring!



Victor Koslov: The Undertaker is entering the ring!



Victor Koslov: What are they going to do to The Boogeyman!?

Mr. Bean: I don't know, why ask me!?



Mr. Bean: Boogey is being cornered!



Mr. Bean: No! They pose together!

Victor Koslov: I think this is a start of a new partnership!

Mr. Bean: Or a faction!

Victor Koslov: Maybe you are right, they might have started their own faction of three!

Mr. Bean: Yeah! Of three freaks!




Victor Koslov: Look at the distraction thoser three had left!

Mr. Bean: Good thing, it's not corpses that they had left!

Victor Koslov: Folks some words from our sponsors!

Mr. Bean: AGAIN!?

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: And we're back!

Victor Koslov: And now on the ring Samoa Joe!



Mr. Bean: What is he doing in there?



Joe: Welcome everyone for the first Samoan Challenge!

Mr. Bean: What!?

Victor Koslov: He said, Samoan Challenge?



Joe: Quit yapping there Bean, I'm still talking here! You see, Mr. Pisyao goves me the rights to my own show here in WFCW & it's will called as The Samoan Challenge. Ok, for all of you that is wondering what the Samoan Challenge will be, OK, I don't know how to start this! Now, let's just start with how it works. Every week I, Samoa Joe comes out of this very ring & issue a challenge, that's a submission move challenge, then a wrestler or audience comes out to accept my challenge & chooses the move he or she wants to break that hold, then who ever breaks the hold will win five thousand bucks from my very own pocket.

Mr. Bean: WOW!



Joe: So anyone in the backstage or in the audience area wants to try it first? Come on down!

Victor Koslov: Why don't you try it Bean?

Mr. Bean: No way I'm going inside that ring & be touched by that man!



(*Jamie Noble's Theme plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowd Roars*)



Mr. Bean: Oh my God! It's Noble!

Victor Koslov: He got guts!



Mr. Bean: Who ever go & accepts Joe's challenges definitely have guts!

Victor Koslov: Yeah! Specially a submission type of challenge!



Joe: Well, we have a challenger! What move will you break for tonight?

(*Crowd: Masterlock! Masterlock! Masterlock! Masterlock!*)

Joe: So? You'll go for what the crowd had said, but, excuse me, that move is only called as The Master Lock in the WWE, but here in WFCW, we will call it on it's real name & it's called The Full Nelson!



Joe: Now, Janie let's shake onit & let's all have a good time!



Joe: Now, will you use this chair & sit on it, so that I could do the hold on you comfortably.



(*Crowd Roars*)

Mr. Bean: It's gonne be like in the WWE!

Victor Kosslov: It sure is!



Joe: It's ok, you'll sit down & relax.

Mr. Bean: He said relax?



Victor Koslov: Why?

Mr. Bean: Who would sit down & relax when you know that Joe's gonna kill you!?



Victor Koslov: Maybe Jamie Noble?



Mr. Bean: Yeah, right!?



Victor Koslov: The challege now begins!



Mr. Bean: It seems that Noble cannot budge out of that hold!

Victor Koslov: He is struggling but no cigar!



Mr. Bean: Noble is now on his knees!

Victor Koslov: He's done for!



Mr. Bean: WOAH! I think he's faded!

Victor Koslov: That's it folks, the show is over!



Mr. Bean: It's over already!?



Victor Koslov: Yup! Joe is now letting him go!



Announcer: The winner of The First Ever Samoan Challenge is, Samoaaaaaaaaa Joe!



Mr. Bean: You heard it right! Joe wins it fair & square!



Victor Koslov: You said it Bean!



Victor Koslov: Joe has left the ring & going this way!

Mr. Bean: Better stand up & greet Joe. Hi Joe!

Victor Koslov: Hello Joe!

Mr. Bean: He waves at me! He waves at me!

[The Boogeyman]

Rey: Hey Mr. Krauss!



Victor Krauss: Hi Rey!

Rey: Sorry for what had happen to you last Freak Mania!

Victor Krauss: It's OK, it is really my fault I"d biten the bait that Wilson Fisk made!



Rey: You better look where you're driving Mr. Krauss, I gotta go fast & see you later!



Victor Krauss: Bye Rey & be careful!

Mr. Bean: WOAH! Are they on a highway!?

Victor Koslov: Yes.

Mr. Bean: What a nice view!

[The Boogeyman]

Victor Koslov: And we are back in the arena!

Mr. Bean: How could Mr. Krauss & Rey Mysterio drive & talk at the same time?

Victor Koslov: Because they have talents, not like you!

Mr. Bean: Why you.........

(*Edge's Theme plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Announcer: Coming his way to the ring from Toronto Canada, Eeeeeeedge!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)

Mr. Bean: What is he doing here!?

Victor Krauss: I booked him for tonight.



Mr. Bean: He seems to be in a bad mood for tonight.



Victor Koslov: Because!

Mr. Bean: Because what?



Victor Koslov: Just because!

Mr. Bean: What!?



Victor Koslov: Just watch & wait.

Mr. Bean: Ok, ok, I know this is a suprise!



Edge: Stop the god damn music!

(*The Music Stops to Play on the P.A. system*)

Mr. Bean: That's rude!

Victor koslov: Yeah, very rude!



Edge: I don't know why I am booked for tonight! I had a rough night last Freak Mania doing a Rage in a Cage match with that big mouth blobber buut Hunter Helmsley! Then I don't even deserve a free time after I won from him? Now that I'm out here, I'm going to tell my opponent that who ever you are, just sit back in your locker room & stay there for I don't have any mood to have a ma.......



Edge: Damn!

Mr. Bean: Oh my! It's Kurt Angle! Is he Edge's opponent or what?

Victor Koslov: Yes & it's a suprise!





DING! DING! DING!



Mr. Bean: And that's a good one on stopping Edge's yapping on the ring!



Victor Koslov: It's like giving Edge his own medicine!

Mr. Bean: You call it right this time!



Mr. Bean: WOAH! Angle punches Edge right into the corner!



Victor Koslov: Guess you're right!



Mr. Bean: Now Angle..... What is he doing!?





Victor Koslov: A belly to belly suplex.

Mr. Bean: Yes & it's from the corner of the ring!



Mr. Bean: And that's a strong one!



Victor Koslov: And now Kurt Angle is doing a scissor lock on edge's neck!

Mr. Bean: It will definitely choke Edge to unconciousness!



Victor Koslov: And an adjustment by Kurt Angle! He really gives Edge a very hard time!

Mr. Bean: Yeah! A payback kind of hard time!



Mr. Bean: Wait a minute! Edge kicks Angle on the head!



Victor Koslov: And Kurt Angle breaks the hold!



Victor Koslov: This match is very intense!

Mr. Bean: How can you say that!?



Victor Koslov: As you can see, from the very start, Kurt Angle does very hard moves on Edge & that's only the begining of the match!

Mr. Bean: Oh, I see!





Victor Koslov: And Kurt Angle is going to.......



Mr. Bean: OUCH! Right into the ring post!



Victor Koslov: That could miss align Edge's shoulder joints!



Mr. Bean: Angle comes out of the ring and.......



Mr. Bean: Rams Edge's arm right to the steel post!



Mr. Bean: And now pulling Edge from his legs!



Victor Koslov: But Edge kicks Kurt Angle instead!

Mr. Bean: Right unto the steel girders!



Victor Koslov: It looks like that Kurt Angle is hurt!



Mr. Bean: Nah! He's ok! Look he is getting unto the ring again!



Victor Koslov: And Edge is waiting for him!



Victor Koslov: A kick to the back of Kurt Angle!



Victor Koslov: Now an elbow to the back of the neck!



Victor Koslov: Then a headlock to Kurt Angle!

Mr. Bean: Those moves are a little to fast to see!



Victor Koslov: It sure is!



Mr. Bean: Angle counters!

Victor Koslov: Kurt Angle pushes Edge to the ropes!



Victor Koslov: The rebound!



Victor Koslov: And a clothesline!




Victor Koslov: But Kurt Angle counters it with another Belly to Belly Suplex!

Mr. Bean: He really loves to use moves like that!



Victor Koslov: Edge smashes on the turnbuckles as he landed!

Mr. Bean: That smarts!



Victor Koslov: Kurt Angle tries to pull Edge from that corner!



Victor Koslov: Thumb to the Eye by Edge!



Mr. Bean: Angle is disoriented!



Mr. Bean: And what is this!?



Victor Koslov: Edge pulls Kurt Angle's tights!



Victor Koslov: To a roll up!

Mr. Bean: And the pin!

Referee: 1...!



Referee: 2...!

Mr. Bean: What the!?



Referee: 3...!

DING! DING! DING!

(*Crowd Boo'ed*)

Victor Koslov: Edge grabs the ropes!



Victor Koslov: And the referee didn't see it!



Mr. Bean: That's smart wrestling!



Victor Koslov: No Bean! That's what we called cheating!

Mr. Bean: What are you gonna do brother?

Victor Koslov: Nothing, the match is over!



Announcer: And the winner of this match, via pin faaaall! Eeeeeeeeedge!

(*Crowd Boo'ed Louder*)

Mr. Bean: And that's all she wrotes!

Victor Koslov: Folks, we will return after these reminders!