Slam Episode #11

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Some words from those three amazing guys!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's The Big Show!

Big Show: Thank you for noticing me Bean!

Mr. Bean: You're welcome!

Rico: I've noticed you too!

Big Show: Shut Up! Hello everyone & thank you for welcoming me back Bean, oh, forget about the other one!

Rico: HMMP!



Big Show: I'm here to plug our Pay Per View this coming Sunday! FInal Count! WFCW Slam's first PPV! Don't forget to subscribe on this amazing event even if yours truly are not going to have a mat.......

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Big Show: What the hell are you!?



F*cktrick: F*CK!!!

Big Show: Ow!

(*Crowd Ooooooh*)



F*cktrick: F*CK!!!

(*Crowd Boos*)



F*cktrick: F*CK!!!

(*Crowd Boos*)



Mr. Bean: Oh my god! We can see that Big Show's face had made a design on that aluminum tray!

(Crowd Suddenly Becomes Silent*)

Rico: This is insane!



F*cktrick: F*CK! F*CK! F*CK!

Rico: That's true!

Mr. Bean: Your mind is green!

Rico: Sorry!



F*cktrick: F***************CK!!!!!

Ref: 1..2..3!!!!



F*cktrick: F*CK! HARDCORE TITLE! F*CK!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: He's right! It's legal in the 24/7 hardcore rules!

Rico: Then, we got a new champion! What is his name?

Mr. Bean: F*cktrick!

Rico: Yeah! F*cktrick! Is our new WFCW Hardcore Champion!!!!

Mr. Bean: Folks! We will be back after these reminders!

(*Crowd Boos Louder*)

[The Boogeyman]

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mean Gene: Ladies & Gentlemen! Let us all welcome my guest tonight! The Immortal Hulk Hogan!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)



Hulk Hogan: Thank You Mean Gene! I would like to invite all of you to join me, Hulk Hogan, for another special night here in WFCW! For you will see me wrestle your favorite wrestling super.......



Edge: Amazing!

(*Crwod Boos*)



Edge: You! A dinosaur! A has been! A fossil! Will wrestle, new & upcoming superstars here! You're making me laugh! You're pathetic circus ended years ago! You're extinct! I bet you'll never beat me, if ever you go one on one with me!

Hulk Hogan: I'll say!

Edge: You'll say what!? Fossil!

Hulk Hogan: I'll say, what about you and me, on the ring, this coming Sunday on Final Count!?

Edge: It's your funeral! I accept!

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: This will be good!



Edge: You know what I think of you dinosaurs!? It's this!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: Oh my!

Rico: How rude!



Mr. Bean: Atleast he accepted Hulk's challenge!

Rico: I hope Mr. Hogan kicks his ass!

Mr. Bean: You've hoped for it too early!

Rico: Yeah! And it's another great addition on our PPV this coming Sunday!

Mr. Bean: Sure is!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: I think Edge will kick Hogan's butt this coming Sunday!

Rico: Maybe, maybe not!

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall! and is a normal wrestling type of match!



(*Lance Hoyt's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*)

Mr. Bean: And here we go with the second match for tonight!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Announcer: Coming his way to the ring, Laaaaaance.....Hoooooyt!!!!



Rico: Lance Hoyt os a big man with speed & streght siding him! And the least of it, that TNA doesn't even bother to use him very well!

Mr. Bean; I agree with you for that!



(*John Cena's Theme Suddenly Plays on the P.A. System*)

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Announcer: And his opponent, reaching in at 6 feet 4 inches tall & weighing in for tonight at 245pouns, he's the master of thugonomics, the leader of the Chain Gang Soldiers, Jooooooohhhnnn....Ceeeeeeeeeeeeena!!!!!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)



Mr. Bean: It's the I can't wrestle more than four moves guy!

Rico: He have more than four moves!



Mr. Bean; Yeah! Same old, same old!



Lance Hoyt: Cena, this is not the WWE, so, leave your rapper thingy gimmick off & get ready to wrestle in the real league!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: Some harsh words fron Hoyt!

John Cena: You know, I'll.......



Mr. Bean: Oh my God! A cheap shot from Hoyt!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Rico: Real cheap! Really!

Mr. Bean: Hoyt doesn't gives Cena any chance to speak his mind!

DING! DING! DING!



Rico: Some late reaction from the bell!

Mr. Bean: And now Hoyt is chocking Cena with his own Chain Gang necklace!

Ref: Stop it Lance! 1..2..3..4.....

Rico: Good grief!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt stops the chocking but he is now pulling off Cena's jersey!

Rico: That's CJohn's property, he should buy his own!



Lance Hoyt: Do all of you want it!?

(*Crowd Yells Yes*)

Mr. Bean: Oh my a freebie from Hoyt!



Lance Hoyt: Here!

(*Crowd Roars*)



Mr. Bean; WOAH! One lucky fan from the ring side caught it!

Rico: It looks like that he needs it, that fan doesn't have a shirt on!

Mr. Bean: Good for him he caught it, now he has something to wear & bragged about!



Mr. Bean: Wohoe! A huge kick to Cena's side by Hoyt!



Mr. Bean: Then another one to Cena's chest!

Rico: That will leave a mark!



Mr. Bean: Now Hoyt is pulling Cena up to a.....



Mr. Bean: Staggering pile driver!

Rico: Head first unto the canvas!



Mr. Bean: Cena is out cold!

Rico: it looks like it!



Mr. Bean; Nope!

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: He was just playing possum & pulls Hoyt's trunks into a pin!

Ref: 1..2.....



Mr. Bean: Hoyt kicks out! Close!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Rico: But no cigar! I thought it was the end for Lance Hoyt!



Mr. Bean: Cena makes his move! One chop!



Mr. Bean: Then an elbow to Hoyt's chest!



Mr. Bean: Now, Cena's going to give Hoyt one hukuva of an irish whip!

Rico; This is getting exciting!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: The whip!



Mr. Bean: Cena looks at the crowd!

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Rico: And they cheer!



Mr. Bean: Cena runs towards Hoyt!

Rico: Nearing, nearing, nearing.....



Mr. Bean: And a big boot block by Hoyt!

(*Crowd Boos*)

RIco: Stopped!



Mr. Bean: Cena falls hard on the canvas!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt again have the upper hand on this match!

Rico: He sure is!



Mr. Bean: A mounted punch by Hoyt to Cena!

Rico: Let's count! 1..2..3..4.....



Rico: And Five!



Mr. Bean: That would make Cena very groggy!

Rico: It looks like it!

Mr. Bean: Aaaaw! A big stomp to Cena's palm!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Rico: That gotta hurt!



Cena: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Mr. Bean: it really hurts!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt pulls Cena up, but Cena strikes back!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mr. Bean: And another one!



Mr. Bean: And.....



Mr. Bean: A big head butt by Hoyt to counter Cena's attack!



(*Crowd Laughs*)

Mr. Bean: Ow! That hurts both men on the ring!

Rico: Look at John's face, he really felt that move!




Mr. Bean: Look at the crowd, didn't even believes what they see!

Rico: Even I, didn't belief it, it's kinda like what we see in funny videos!



Mr. Bean: Wohoe!

RIco: Whaaa!



(*Crowd Roars*)

Mr. Bean: This seems to be the real end for Hoyt!

Rico: For sure!



Mr. Bean: Wait a minute! Hoyt struggles with an elbow to Cena's face!



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: And counters Cena's FU succesfully to a.....



Mr. Bean: Inverted DDT!

Rico: Astonishing!



Mr. Bean: Now Hoyt gives Cena a follow up! And it's a head lock!

Rico: I think Lance Hoyt really does his homework & does know how to counter Cena's finishing move!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Now, Cena has turned around & tries to escape Hoyt's headlock!



Mr. Bean: They're up!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: A blow by Cena!

Rico: What out burst of will!



(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)

Mr. Bean: And another blow!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt is in trouble!

Rico: It looks like that he got a tummy ache!

Mr. Bean: Indeed!



Mr. Bean: Holy Sh*t!



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: Hoyt pulls Cena down to the canvas!

Rico: That move sure brings John to the mat!



Mr. Bean: Then a leg drop by Hoyt!

Rico: Lance Hoyt really brings out the fight tonight!



Mr. Bean: He sure is, after those loses he got from the past episodes of Slam! He really needs a win, specially from a high calibur wrestler like Cena!

Rico: Really?! I didn't know that!

Mr. Bean: It's because, you are not present in the past episodes of Slam, only my old partner that I miss is there! Bobby Lee!

Rico: Sigh!



Mr. Bean: Holy! Cena got enough strength to lift Hoyt just like that!

Rico: Wow!



Mr. Bean: A huge back body drop by Cena!

Rico: Awesome!



Mr. Bean: Now Cena is waiting for Hoyt to stand up!

Rico: You mean stalking him!



Mr. Bean: Yeah right!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean; WOAH! Another attempt from Cena to give Hoyt a big F.U.!

Rico: I hope this one to ba a success!



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: But you're wrong! Hoyt jumps to Cena's back, he really does his homework tonight!

Rico: Oh golly! John has hit the referee by acciddent!



Mr. Bean: And all three of them are down!

Rico: look at Lance Hoyt, he is reaching for John's CG necklace!

Mr. Bean: What CG?



Rico: It means Chain Gang, dummy!

Mr. bean: Oh, OK!



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: Holy mother of all cheap shots! Hoyt had used Cena's CG necklace on Cena himself!

Rico: Right into the kisser of my poor John! I can't look at him like this!



Mr. Bean: This is insane! But as we all can see, the referee is really blind!

Rico: It wouldn't happen if all the referees are not so fragile like all of them are!



Mr. Bean: Why did you say, so fragile?

Rico: All referees go down if hit by acciddents & cannot stand up in time to do their jobs effectively!

Mr. Bean: oh, I see!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt throws the necklace unto the corner & now pulling Cena for the.....



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: PIN!

Ref: 1..2.....

Rico: Oh my!

Ref: Three!!!

DING! DING! DING!



Mr. Bean: Hoyt wins for the first time!

Rico: Via a cheap shot to my poor John!

Announcer: The winner of this match via a pinfall, Laaaaaaaaaaaaance.....Hooooooooooooooooyt!!!!!

(*Crowd Boos*)



Mr. Bean: Hoyt cannot believe himself! He has beaten one of the most famous, but not so talented wrestler for the first time!

Rico: He beat John alright, but it's just from that cheating that he did on that ring tonight!

Mr. Bean: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Folks, we will be back after this short break! Cut us now before my stupid partner nagg about his beloved Cena on air!

Rico: What did you say!?

Mr. Bean: Commercial now!

Rico: Wait a mi..........

(*Shows Cut into a commercial Break*)