Post by The Boogeyman on Nov 9, 2007 10:45:23 GMT 7
Mr. Bean: And now we're back from a commercial break!
(Crowd Cheers*)
Rico: Look it's Samoa Joe!
Mr. Bean: I think it's time for another Samoa Joe's Submission Challenge!
Joe: Thanks Bean!
Mr. Bean: You're welcome Joe!
Joe: It's really annoying when nobody like my calibur & accepts a challenge for this segment! I am very upset for nobody takes my submission challenge seriously! I might call all those over rated wrestlers backstage, I mean mean all of them a chi......
(*Bobby Lashley's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*)
(*Crowds Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: Oh my God! It's the self proclaim Dominator himself!
RIco: It's Bobby Lashley!
Mr. Bean: No, it's Black Lesnar!
Rico: Stop that racist thing that you are calling him!
Mr. Bean: HE! HE! HE! HE! HE!
Joe: Ladies & Gentlemen, Bobby Lashley!
Joe: This mean that not all of them are chickens!
Lashley: You are right! And I want you to make me give up or loose conciousness on a hold, called the Chicken Wing!
Mr. Bean: WOAH! This is going to be great!
Rico: We heard Samoa Joe called them chickens earlier, then now Bobby Lashley wants Samoa Joe do a submission hold called a Chicken Wing!
Joe: Very well! Because Bobby don't want to be called as a Chicken, he then chooses a move called a Chicken Wing!
Mr. Bean: This is going to be cool!
Rico: Did you know that the Chicken Wing Choke Hold is made famous by the former WWE Champion Bob Buckland!
Mr. Bean: No! I didn't know that!
Rico: Now you know it!
Mr. Bean: That's very helpful for our wrestling history! Now Joe yanks Lashley out of the chair!
Mr. Bean: Joe then pulls him to the mat!
Mr. Bean: Now! Bobby is struggling out of the hold!
Mr. Bean: They are now back to the horizontally position!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Rico: Bobby Lashley is really strong!
Mr. Bean: Oh my Lord!
Rico: Bobby Lashley gets out of the hold!
(*Crowd Roars*)
Mr. Bean: He's the first one who wins in the Submission Challenge!
Rico: He really is one heck of a challenger!
Mr. Bean: First he wins the Masterlock Challenge in the WWE & now this!
Rico: He is trully a very strong man!
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Mr. Bean: Good Lord! Joe attacks him from behind with a rear naked choke! And that is Joe's specialty!
(*Crowd Boos*)
Rico: What lack of sportsmanship!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Mr. Bean: Break the hold Joe!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Rico: Oh my! Somebody do something or Bobby might get injured!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Mr. Bean: Get security over the ring! Quickly! Folks, sorry for the trouble but we will be back after these words from our sponsors!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
(*Crowd Continues to Boo Until The Show Fades to a Commercial Break*)