Slam Episode #1

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 1



Kelvin Pisyao: Good evening everyone, & welcome to the very first episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam! Tonight, all of you will see the greatest of all wrestlers come together in one show. Amazing arial manouvers, hardcore weapon usge, power house slams & more will be given to you as the best of all wrestling superstars come face to face at each others & make their way to the top. Well let's get ready to wrestle!!!



Bobby Lee: Ladies & gentlemen! We welcome you tonight for the very first episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam! I'm Bobby Lee & this is my partner in commentary, Mr. Bean!

Mr. Bean: Thank you my best partner ever! I also welcome you on tonight's debut of this very special Pic Fed presentation by WFCW's member The Boogeyman. We would like to let you see the best ever matches in your life!

Bobby Lee: Well! For our first match, we will have a match between two of the most exciting masked wrestlers of today, a match between Rey Mysterio Jr. & Sharkboy!

Mr. Bean: Our second match will be a mismatch of a match! Kevin Nash will face off against Jamie Noble!

Bobby Lee: Who do you think is mismatched in that match? And for our Main event, it will be preemted by a tag team match between The Sabers, going up against the duo of Hurricane Helms & his Super Hero in Training, Rosey!

Mr. Bean: But that's not all that we will see folks! Stay tune in this evening's event for, our chairman Mr. Pisyao will have a very important anouncement for an eight man tournament for Slam's very own Championship belt!

Bobby Lee: That is really an exciting event to see, specially in a debut episode of Slam!

Mr. Bean: It will surely be partner, it's a must see.

Suddenly the giant monitor turns on & shows a unknown place wherein everybody saw Samoa Joe with a half naked chick.

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Bobby Lee: What the!?

Mr. Bean: WOAH! This would be great if I am the one with that chick!

Samoa Joe saw the cameraman & covers the camera's lens & knock it off with his hands.



Bobby Lee: What is that? A sex scene!?

Mr. Bean: I don't know! But that chick is so hot to go with Samoa Joe!

Bobby Lee: What ever you say partner. Ok folks, we will be back after these short words from our sponsors.

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And! We are back from the commercial break!

Mr. Bean: We are now going to start with our very first match between Rey Mysterio & Sharkboy!



Bobby Lee: Indeed! Now we are seing Sharkboy entering to the ring with his theme music 20,000 leagues under the sea!

Mr. Bean: I though he is just living in a shallow pond!?

Bobby Lee: Don't make fun of him, he is a great masked wrestler. And now we can hear the theme of Booyaka & you know who that is!



Mr. Bean: Yeah! And here he comes now going to the ring, Rey Mysterio!

Bobby Lee: I can see that this will be a very exciting match tonight!

Mr. Bean: Two mased under height wrestler in one night is surely be a bang!

Bobby Lee: Ok folks, we can now see that Rey Rey & Sharkyboy are doing a face off right now.



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: The match started & Rey Mysterio kicks Sharkboy to the gut, throws Sharkboy to the corner & sets up Sharkboy on the top rope & does a SUPER HURRICANRANA!



Mr. Bean: That was a block buster of a move!

Bobby Lee: Sharkboy gets up as Rey Mysterio pulls him on his head & what the!? Sharkboy's dirty tactics, a thumb to the eye for Rey Mysterio & throws Rey Mysterio to the corner runs & a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE by Sharkboy!



Mr. Bean: OUCH!

Bobby Lee: Sharkboy pulls Rey Mysterio up, irish whips him to another turnbuckle, Rey Mysterio smashed his back on the turnbuckle, falls down to a sitting position, Sharkboy runs & jumps a big THUMP on Rey Mysterio's shoulders as Rey Mysterio falls down the canvas feeling the impact of that huge THUMP!



Mr. Bean: Go Shark! Go Boy!

Bobby Lee: Very Entertaining Bean. Ok now back to the action. Sharboy pulls up Rey but Rey pulls Shrkboy's leg & let him fall on his back on the canvas, Rey suddenly gives Sharkboy a fast LEG DROP on his head!



Mr. Bean: OH MY GOD!

Bobby Lee: Rey drop kicks Sharkboy as Sharkboy stands up & accidentally puts Sharkboy unto the second rope.



Mr. Bean: 619! 619! 619!

Bobby Lee: Rey Mysterio shouts 619 & runs to the ropes & to Sharkboy positioned on the second rope, a 619! He missed!



Mr. Bean: Noooo! Why Rey! Whydo you missed!

Bobby Lee: Rey Mysterio stumbles back on his feet as Sharkboy gives Rey Mysterio a spinning 360 DDT!



Mr. Bean: BOING!

Bobby Lee: A pin! 1...2...3!!!



DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: We have a winner! Sharkboy!



Bobby Lee: We see that rey mysterio can't believe what's just happened! He approach Sharkboy & what's that!?



Bobby Lee: Rey Mysterio offers Sharkboy a hand & Sharkboy accepts it!

Mr. Bean: That's sportmanship in our very first episode!

Bobby Lee: Yes! That was a Great match indeed!










After a few minutes of clearing the ring out. Shawn Micheals & Triple H goes to the ring & talks thru the microphone for the crowd to hear.

Mr. bean: Hey! What do you two think on going on the ring unannounced!?

Bobby Lee; SHHHH! Let's just hear what they are going to say.



Shawn Micheals: ARE YOU READY!

Triple H: From the millions & billions of people out there, whooping ass, smacking the enemies, punching their bags, kissing like hell, stopping to the cheers of the whole damn world..............now, let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeee!

The crowd cheers as Triple H & Shawn Micheals does their patented crotch chops on the ring.

Shawn Micheals: Ok folks, quiet! As you all can see DX is out in the WWE! But here in WFCW, DX is alive & kicking. And we are going to say two words for it!

Shawn, Hunter & the crowd: SUCK IT!



Shawn Micheal & Triple H poses on the middle of the ring as the show fades out to a commercial break.

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: And, we are back!

Bobby Lee: Folks our next match has already started, as we are taking a commercial break, Kevin Nash & Jamie Noble enters the ring & goes face to face, but as we can see, Kevin Nash is not taking Jamie Noble seriously!



Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble runs to the ropes.

Mr. Bean: You mean, rebounds from the ropes.



Bobby Lee: Ok, whatever you say. What is this a clothesline by Jamie Noble!

Mr. Bean: Kevin Nash didn't even moved.



Bobby Lee: Holy! I think Jamie Noble is intimidated by his opponent streght & size.

Mr. Bean: Who isn't!



Bobby Lee: Kevin Nash pushed Noble to the corner!

Mr. Bean: One hand! Just one hand is used by Nash!



Bobby Lee: A kick to the gut by Nash.

Mr. Bean: You mean a humungous kick to the gut by Nash to Noble.



Bobby Lee: Oh No! Do you think what I think!?

Mr. Bean: Yes! A Jacknife Powerbomb!



Bobby Lee: Up in the air and....



Mr. Bean: Bam! Right on the canvas!



Bobby Lee: A humiliating pin by Nash! And the referee counts! 1...2...3!!!



DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: And that's all she wrotes!



Bobby Lee: What a quick match that Kevin Nash had given to us tonight!

Mr. Bean: Hope the fans wouldn't want their money back for this kind of a short match.

Bobby Lee: Hope so!

Mr. Bean: They are now clearing up the ring & setting something up, what are they doing in there?

Bobby Lee: They are putting in a table & a golden container in the ring.

Mr. Bean: I think, it will do something on tonight's announcement by our chairman.

Bobby Lee: Yes, as we all know, Mr. Pisyao is going to announce something infront of all these fans.

Mr. Bean: Here he comes now!

Bobby Lee: And with eight superstars are also with him.

Mr. Bean: Who are all those wrestlers, that walks with Mr. Cahirman into the ring?

Bobby Lee: Those are well knowned superstars, you don't know who they are?

Mr. Bean: I don't remember seeing them on the ring.

Bobby Lee: Oh brother! I'll tell you their names & you might remember who they are!

Mr. Bean: Well OK!



Bobby Lee: They are, Samoa Joe, Booker T, The Rock, Jhun, The Big Show, Kevin Nash, Mark Henry & Kurt Angle.

Mr. Bean: Oh! I now know who they are, let's just keep our mouth shut & listen to the chairman's announcement.

Kelvin Pisyao: I am glad to see all you wrestling fans out there! I would just like to announce that here in WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam will have a Eight Man Championship Tournament & will be consisting of these eight fine superstars! The rule is simple, I hand picked these eight that will represent themselves as contenders for the SLAM's Championship Belt. They will line up, go this table, pick a number in this golden container & go back to backstage area for next week announcement. Now all of you line up & pick your destiny!



Mr. Bean: Ok they got what they want.

Bobby Lee: It's finished, they have all gone to the backstage area & into their locker rooms & the only thing that they will do is wait till next week for the announcement.



Mr. Kelvin Pisyao stands infront of the table & pose to the crowd til the scene fades out to a commercial break.

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Ladies & gentlemen, we are back from the break & there is some sort of a commotion in the ring!

Bobby Lee: Yes! Indeed, edge has somehow got in the building & goes straight up in the ring!

Mr. Bean: Why did he go here, he's is scheduled for next week match up!

Bobby Lee: I don't know!? But I think, it is something to do with the Title Tournament.



Edge: Shut your mouths up Bobby & Bean! Two assholes!

Bobby Lee: What the!?

Mr. Bean: SHHHH! He might go here & kick our butts, just hush up.

Edge: Yeah! That's better, the two of you shut up & listen to me! Well as everybody are now ready to listen to me, I come up here to tell Mr. Pisyao, that he had made a very big mistake on not choosing me as a contender in the Championship Tournament! well, I intend to go there on the basis of.......WHATEVER IT COULD TAKE & NOBODY COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

Suddenly the Theme of "YOU SUCK!" plays on the P.A. system & Kurt Angle appeared on the entrance stage.



Kurt goes up on the ring & confronted Edge.



Kurt Angle: Well! Well! Well! I stop by to see what's going on this very first episode of WFCW's Slam & I heard that some whiner, whines around the ring & says that nobody can stop him from doing what he wants. Then I see you, the very intimidating, the girl stealing asshole, EDGE! Well, I am here & why? Because I can do something that you say that nobody can do about here!



Edge: Listen here, PAL! I........

Before edge can talk, Kurt Angle attacked Edge on the head with the microphone & Edge drops to the mat.



Bobby Lee: Oh God! That would be something that shouldn't be done!

Mr. Bean: OHH! But it's exciting & the crowd loves it!

Bobby Lee: What's this, it can't be happening!

Mr. Bean: What!? Oh, Kurt Angle always do that hold on all his hated rivals!

Bobby Lee: I know, it's the Angle Lock!



Mr. Bean: That gotta hurt!

Bobby Lee: Sorry folks, but we need to fade away for a while for it is time for another word from our sponsors!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: We are back from the commercial hiatus!

Bobyy Lee: Sorry folks thats just some words from our sponsors, never mind my partner, he just love to insult people.

Mr. Bean: Well any way are now ready for our main event!

Suddenly the giant screen opens up & shows the back door ara of the arena.

Bobby Lee: What the hell is going on there!?



Mr. Bean: Isn't that Mr. Krauss, the General Manager of Beatdown?

Bobby Lee: Yeah that is Victor Krauss, but who the hell stop by Mr. Krauss on a motorcycle!?



Mr. Bean: That answers your question!

Bobby Lee: It's Rey Mysterio & he is talking to Mr. Krauss!

Mr. Bean: What the hell are they talking about!?



Bobby Lee: I don't know, but they are shaking hands.

Mr. Bean: What did they talk about?

Bobby Lee: Don't know, but I hope it's good for our company.



Mr. Bean: Hey Rey is now leaving & Mr. Krauss is waving good bye at him.

Bobby Lee: Well let's forget about it now & let's go to our Main Event!



Mean Gene: Ladies & Gentle men, welcome to WFCW's Maiiiiin Eeeeeeeevent! This tag team match is scheduled for one fall & with a 30 minute time limit. Now entering the ring with a combined weight of 560 pounds, it's the team of Hurricane Helms & Rosey!



Bobby Lee: WOW! It's the hero & his trainee!

Mr. Bean: Ouch! Why do Mr. Pisyao recruits this two cornball & put them in the main event of our very first episode!?

Bobby Lee: Don't know maybe he likes them?

Mean Gene: Now coming down to the ring from parts unknown & a combined weight of 512 pouns, The Sabers! Jhun & Cedric!



Mr. Bean: Now that's what we call a masked tag team!

Bobby Lee: The Saber, Jhun & Cedric goes in the ring & meet up with Hurricane & Rosey. Hurricane offers a hand sahke but Jhun didn't accept it.



Mr. Bean: Why would he accept a hand shake from the enemy.

Bobby Lee: This is not a war, this is a wrestling competition. Let's get back to the match, Cedric & Hurricane goes to their corner as Jhun & Rosey face off in the ring.

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: Jhun headlocks Rosey, turns to Rosey's back & what is this, a RKO to Rosey!





Mr. Bean: A RKO! A RKO! A RKO!

Bobby Lee: A PIN!!!

Mr. BEan: ONE.......TWO.......AHHHHHH! A saved by Hurricane Helms!!!



Bobby Lee: Hurricane calls Rosey to the corner & made a tag with him, but Jhun is in the corner, but never tags to his partner.



Bobby Lee: Jhun irish whips Hurricane, but Hurricane counters it & brings Jhun to the corner turnbuckle, Hurricane runs after Jhun & continued by a jumping Shinning Wizard!



Mr. Bean: Jhun will certainly be groggy for that one!

Bobby Lee: Cedric runs towards Hurricane's back & does a Kitchen Sink Knee Attack while Hurricane is not looking at Cedric.



Bobby Lee: Hurricane drops down to the canvas as Cedric goes back to the apron & Jhun goes to Cedric & did a tag as Cedric make a sign for a People's Elbow......

Mr. Bean: And that's a Cedric original move!

Bobby Lee: No! That's The Rock's signiture move! Cedric is just stealing it from The Rock! Cedric runs to a rope!



Mr. Bean: A rebound!

Bobby Lee: Cedric runs to another rope!

Mr. Bean: A rebound!

Bobby Lee: The Rock Bottom!



Mr. Bean: THE ROCK BOTTOM! THE ROCK BOTTOM! I like doing that shouting thing! HE! HE! HE!

Bobby Lee: Cedric taunts on Rosey & Rosey tries to get in the ring, but the referee stops him. As the referee is busy stopping Rosey from getting into the ring, Jhun grabs a crush helmet under ring, Cedric holds Hurricane up as Jhun smashes the crush helmet unto Hurricane's head.



Mr. Bean: That's what we call good clean wrestling!

Bobby Lee: As Cedric rolls up Hurricane, Jhun puts the helmet on his head & runs towards Rosey to stop him from breaking the count. The referee counts!



Mr. Bean: 1.....2.....3!!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: We have a winner!

Mr. Bean: The Sabers!



Bobby Lee: That was a great MAIN EVENT for our debut show tonight!

Mr. Bean: Yes! And it is just the beggining!

Bobby Lee: OK folks this is the time where you can post your thoughts on this Wrestling Figure Picture Fed by our very own The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: Hope to hear high hopes from all of you!

Bobby Lee: If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our very first edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can each other in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!