Slam Episode #4

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 2



Kelvin Pisyao: Welcome everyone for the 4th episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam. I'm your chairman & owner of WFCW, Kelvin Pisyao! Tonight you will see Slam in a diffrent format from the sets of Slam's counter part Beatdown! So enjoy your stay & watch the show!!!

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEGfYJU9Pw



Bobby Lee: Good Evening everyone for another episode of Wednesday Night Slam!

Mr. Bean: This is not Slam, this is Beatdown!

Bobby Lee: If this is Beatdown, will we see ourselves be seating on these chairs for now.

Mr. Bean: Well maybe, if Mr. Krauss will let us.

Bobby Lee: So you understand for now that this is Slam in a set of Beatdown.

Mr. Bean: Yes.

Bobby Lee: Ok, let's continue! Welcome again folks to Wednesday Night Slam! I'm Bobby Lee & this is my partner, MRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Bean!

Mr. Bean: Did you need to do that infront of all these live audiences?

Bobby Lee: Well it will make us some higher ratings or so.

Mr. Bean: If I ask all the audiences out there what will they say?

Bobby Lee: I don't know or maybe, thats stupendous.

Mr. Bean: That's stupid!

Bobby Lee: Well if that's what you think, I will now tell all our fans tonight that Slam on Beatdown will have great matches all in all.

Mr. Bean: Then tell, them immediately.

Bobby Lee: Our first match will be JBL.....

Mr. Bean: The Wrestling God!

Bobby Lee: Going one on one with no other than.... Jamie Noble!

Mr. Bean: Bah! this will be another squash match for sure!

Bobby Lee: Don't be rude Bean. For our second match, it will be Jeff Hardy....

Mr. Bean: The Charismatic Enigma!

Bobby Lee: Going Against AJ Styles!

Mr. Bean: The Phenomenal One!

Bobby Lee: That's sounded like a TNA announcement.

Mr. Bean: Why Thank You!

Bobby Lee: And our.............

Mr. Bean: MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNN EVENT!

Bobby Lee: Are you done?

Mr. Bean: Yes.

Bobby Lee: It will be The Big Show & Jhun for the elimination match up for our championship tournament.

Mr. Bean: this will be a BANG of a night for us!

Bobby Lee: It sure is!



Bobby Lee: Sorry folks for the interuption, we will now go the ring for an announcement by Beatdown's very own GM, Mr. Victor Krauss.

Victor Krauss: Welcome everyone for tonight's episode of Beatdown!

Mr. Bean: Hey! This is Slam not Beatdown!



Victor Krauss: Sorry Bean, Bobby. I was just kidding, I will now tell all the fans out there that is watching that tonight is the night of pure excitement & entertainment. Tonight is a very special night, for tonight is the night of Slam in Beatdown!

Bobby Lee: Very well said!

Mr. Bean: That's much better.

Victor Krauss: And I am glad to be a part of this special night, it is my honor to stand up here in the ring, looking at all the fans in this arena & to those who are watching out there in the Wrestle Freaks Network! I have more to say, but my time is short, but for now, I can say is, good night everyone & have a wonderful time watching this show. This is your Beatdown General Manager saying have a nice day!

Bobby Lee; Some nice words from BEawtdown's very own GM, Victor Krauss!

Mr. Bean: We will now go for some commercial break!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: Alright! And we are back!

Mr. Bean: Back from school or what!?

Bobby Lee: From a break!

Mr. Bean: Oh! From words from our sponsors.

Bobby Lee: That's right! And the first match had already started!



Mr. Bean: How fast did JBL & Noble got into that ring?

Bobby Lee: Haven't you remembered? They entered it during the commercial break.

Mr. Bean: Oh! I remembered, I'm not that old you know.

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: What a start!

Mr. Bean: The two superstars have the same thing on their minds!



Bobby Lee: I think you are right! Both of them will do a clothesline to each other!

Mr. Bean: This is a huge mistake for Noble!



Bobby Lee: And why did you say that!? Jamie Noble is a very talented wrestler indeed!



Mr. Bean: See! I told you it is a very huge mistake for Noble to do a clothesline to a.....

Bobby Lee: A what?



Mr. Bean: To a Master of the Clothesline from Hell!



Bobby Lee: That is surely a huge mistake from Jamie Noble! And the PIN!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!



Bobby Lee: We have a winner!

Mene Gene: And the winner of this match up is The Wrestling God, John Bradshw Layfeild!

Mr. Bean: And another quick squash match from our very own Jamie Noble.

Bobby Lee: Well that's it for Noble for this night.

Mr. Bean: Yeah! Another sore body from a quick match. I think Mr. Chairman Pisyao pays him too much to lose quickly from all his opponents.

Bobby Lee: Stop chating bad things to the man & let's just focus on our next debutant here in WFCW, we can now see that he's already on the stage.



Mr. Bean: Who is that man!?

Bobby Lee: That man is.......

Mr. Bean: Who is that man!?

Bobby Lee: That man is.......

Mr. Bean: "The Main Event" Dyamez!

Bobby Lee: And tonight is his big night!

Mr. Bean: His debut night here in, Slam! On! Beatdown!



Mr. Bean:: Shhhhhhhh! Be quiet Bobby. He has something to say to us all in this very special night of his.

Dyamez: Thank Yoooooooooo, everyone! For welcoming me here on Slam!

Bobby Lee: Thank Yo!?

Mr. Bean: That's how he speak, so shut up.



Dyamez: I hear that Lee, thanks for looking at my back, Bean old man!



Dyamez: Well let's go on with the show! as you can see, I "The Main Event" Dyamez, is a min stay at Beatdown & will occasionally shows up here in Slam. So many of you fans out there will never miss my face, on a Saturday or on a Wednesday Night. For sure you will enjoy all the matches that I will be into & admire my wins, one by one. And for now I, Dyamez, "The Main Event" will signout for now & will be seen in my Slam's debut match next week. For all of you Dyamesians out there, all I can say is CHEERS & have a freakin day!

Bobby Lee: Well some strong words from that wrestler.

Mr. Bean: WUhuhuhuh! That speech is amazing, fantastic, digs deep into my heart. And some words from our sponsors!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we are back!

Mr. Bean: It's about time we closed that advertisement, because AJ Styles is coming in hte house!



Bobby Lee: As you said Bean!

Mr. Bean: And now Mene Gene will anounce who will come out next.

Bobby Lee: As you can see folks, during the break, you didn't see Mene Gene's announcement of Style's entrance, so now heeeeeres Mene Gene!

Mene Gene: And coming in to the ring weighing in at 225 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, The Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Harrrrrrrrrdy!



Bobby Lee: As you can see Jeff Hardy is a favorite in both WWE & TNA, he captures titles from those two huge federations.

Mr. Bean: Not interested.

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Bobby Lee: And why did you say that!? Are you in the mood or not?

Mr. Bean: Hey look the match is going to start!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: And...... AJ Styles made a chop!

Mr. Bean: Blocked by Hardy!




Bobby Lee: Now, Jeff Hardy is atticking with a chop!

Mr. Bean: Styles duck!



Bobby Lee: A leg sweep by AJ Styles!

Mr. Bean: Hardy jump up to the second rope, so Styles misses!



Bobby Lee: You really like to commentate on a missed shot, eh!

Mr. Bean: Look into the ring! What is that!?



Bobby Lee: A flying clothesline to AJ Styles!

Mr. Bean: It connects!



Bobby Lee: Jeff Hardy is now in control of the match!



Bobby Lee: A leg drop by Jeff Hardy!

Mr. Bean: Styles moves out!



Mr. Bean: A miss by Hardy!

Bobby Lee: See you really love doing that missed thing.



Mr. Bean: Yeah! It makes me excited.

Bobby Lee: Look Bean a kick to the gut by AJ STyles!



Mr. Bean: AAARGH!

Bobby Lee: Now AJ STyles is going to do a mounted punch on Jeff Hardy!

Mr. Bean: I'll count! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..........



Bobby Lee: Now AJ Styles is positioning Jeff Hardy for a move!

Mr. Bean: What move!? I still love to count punches.



Bobby Lee: A Snapmare!



Mr. Bean: OUCH!

Bobby Lee: Look at the flip that Snapmare did to Jeff Hardy's head.



Mr. Bean: I'll do it to you if we stepped on the ring even once!

Bobby Lee: You'll never do it to me, for I'm going to strangle you first before you do a move to me!



Mr. Bean: Oh! Yeah!

Bobby Lee: Yeah!



Mr. Bean: I'm going to......

Bobby Lee: Hey something happens in the ring & I never saw it!

Mr. Bean: I didn't see it either!



Mr. Bean: It's your fault we didn't see that action inside the ring!

Bobby Lee: You started it.



Bobby Lee: Stop it Bean! Now folks sorry for the delay in commentating my partner is very annoying.

Mr. Bean: Hey! Watch the match! Styles had lifted HArdy on the top rope!



Bobby Lee: AJ Styles jump on the top rope!

Mr. Bean: What is he going to do!?



Bobby Lee: A suicide DDT from the top rope!

Mr. Bean: Oh my God! A what DDT?

Bobby Lee: A suicide DDT.

Mr. Bean: Oh! A suicide one.



Bobby Lee: You didn't know that?

Mr. Bean: First time I heard on a commentators mouth.



Mr. Bean: What the Hell!!!! What kind of amazing move is that!



Bobby Lee: It's a Reverse Power Bomb! Folks, that's one dangerous move, no one has done that in real life!

Mr. Bean: Yeah only in a Wrestling Figure Federation. It's bean banned in real life wrestling.



Bobby Lee: Why did you say that? We're a real federation.

Mr. Bean: In your dreams.

Bobby Lee: Say what!?



Bobby Lee: You think that we are just action figures not real men!

Mr. Bean: Huh uh!

Bobby Lee: Now you are getting on my nerves!



Bobby Lee: Now I'm pissed at you my fucking partner, I'll.........

Mr. Bean: Look, Styles is going to........



Mr. Bean: Hardy is finished!

Bobby Lee: Thats the Styles Clash! AJ Style's finishing move!



Bobby Lee: And the PIN!

Mr. Bean: I'll do it! 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!



Bobby Lee: AJ Styles is the winner!

Mr. Bean: We will return after this.......

Bobby Lee: Wait! The Freaktron is showing us something.



Mr. Bean: What the stupid egomaniac on earth! It's Samoa Joe with a chic!



Bobby Lee: And a diffrent one from the others.

Mr. Bean: It looks like a date & they are eating meat buns & drinking bottled water, what a cheapskate!



Bobby Lee: Well for you he's a.........

Mr. Bean: Look! It's Sharkboy with a guitar!

Sharkboy: Oh my darling! Oh my darling! Oh my Dar......



Samoa Joe: Why you little.......

Mr. Bean: Go get him Joe, break every bone in his body!

Bobby Lee: If, if Samoa Joe can catch up with Sharkboy's speed. Well folks it's time for another commercial break.

Mr. Bean: Hey it's my job, folks we will return after this short messages from our sponsors.

Bobby Lee: Oh brother!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we are back!

Mr. Bean: And also in time for a very special announcement by our Chairman & Beatdown's GM.



Kelvin Pisyao & Victor Krauss: Good Evening everyone & thank you for staying tune on our show.

Kelvin Pisyao: We have a very good news for all of you out there.

Victor Krauss: Yes, and as you can see, I am now holding this belt for some reasons.

Mr. Bean: You tell them.

Bobby Lee: SHHHH!

Kelvin Pisyao: It's The NWA World Title Belt! We have purchased the rights to use it for TNA will no longer use this belt, as they will used their very own.

Victor Krauss: Now we are also a member of the NWA & are proud to be one!

Kelvin Pisyao: And I am glad to announce that in the near future, you will see WFCW's Slam & Beatdown use this belt. in our future matches.

Bobby Lee: Well that's good news for all of us.

Mr. Bean: For you, for me, it's no big deal!

Bobby Lee: And why is that!?

Mr. Bean: I still want us to use our very own title belt, not that 2nd rate belt!

Bobby Lee: We still uses the Slam's Title belt and we have a tounament for it.

Mr. Bean: Well you got a point there.

Bobby Lee: Alright, it's seems OK for my partner, for now. Folks I think it's time for our MAIIIIIIN Event!

Mr. Bean: Do it Mene Gene!

Mene Gene: LAdies & Gentlemen! Are you ready for the main event!? This match is scheduled for one fall & is for the spot in the WFCW's Slam's Title!



Mene Gene: Coming in to the ring, reaching at 6'4" & weighing in at 275 pounds! From Parts Unknown & accompanied by Cedric, JHUN!

Mr. Bean: WOW! He seems in the mood for a power match in his outfit!

Bobby Lee: Sure is! Cause, here comes his opponent.



Mene Gene: And now his opponent, At 7 feet & 500 pounds, The Big Show!

Mr. Bean: That's why Jhun is dressed like that, he will go head to head with this huge Hippo.

Bobby Lee: I think he hears you.

Mr. Bean: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Bobby Lee: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Got you there partner!

Mr. Bean: #$%@#$#@%!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: The match started! And there's the tie up!



Bobby Lee: A show of power by The Big Show! Pushing Jhun just like that!



Bobby Lee: Hey! Bean, why so silent in a sudden?

Mr. Bean: Don't speak to me, you fucking bastard!

Bobby Lee: Don't be a sore loser, I just got you once, but you got me in more ways than one.



Bobby Lee: Now Jhun is complaining something on the referee.

Mr. Bean: $%#@^%$@#$%!!!



Bobby Lee: Aww! Please speak up, I'll won't do it again.

Mr. Bean: ...................................!!!!!!



Bobby Lee: I think Cedric did something to offend The Big Show!

Mr. Bean: He sure did!

Bobby Lee: Now you are talking!



Bobby Lee: A sneak attack by Jhun!

Mr. Bean: That's not a sneak attack! That's what we called technical wrestling!



Bobby Lee: Clothesline by Jhun! What do you mean technical wrestling.

Mr. Bean: It's like what Jhun did to Show!

Bobby Lee: You mean a sneak attack from behind is called a style like Bret Hart's.



Mr. Bean: Absolutely!

Bobby Lee: What did I done to deserve this?



Bobby Lee: Jhun grabs The Big Show on his legs!

Mr. Bean: What's going to be his next move?



Bobby Lee: A kick to the thighs!

Mr. Bean: Oh damn! I thought it will be a kick to the groin. He must had kick Show on the groin while the referee is busy with Cedric.



Bobby Lee: As you said, Cedric is still preoccupying the referee's attention as of now.

Mr. Bean: Yeah! And I thought that Jhun will do all his scientific moves while Cedric looks at his back.



Bobby Lee: Now Jhun stands up again and......



Bobby Lee: An angry stomp on The Big Show's legs......



Bobby Lee: Then a fast elbow drop!



Bobby Lee: Another lock to the legs!

Mr. Bean: See! I told you he is a technical wrestler, he do leg locks & concentrates on one part of Show's body.

Bobby Lee: Well if that's what you see, I see a diffrent kind of wrestler in Jhun.

Mr. Bean: What?

Bobby Lee: A low life, scumbug, dirty & anything for a win kind of wrestler, that's Jhun for me. It's all how I see in his past matches here in Slam.

Mr. Bean: Well if that's what you think of him, I respect it, but for me he is still the best there is, the best there was & the best there ever will be.

Bobby Lee: Did he pay you to say that here?

Mr. Bean: Why Yes!

Bobby Lee: How much?

Mr. Bean: Two bucks.



Bobby Lee: Ohhhhhh! Look Bean! The Big Show is turning up the heat!



Bobby Lee: I think The Big Show is reaching for the ropes to break the hold!



Bobby Lee: He's reaching it!



Bobby Lee: Made it to the ropes!



Bobby Lee: WHEW! I thought he wouldn't make it!

Mr. Bean: Nah! It's just a lucky shot!



Bobby Lee: With The Big Show's power, it wouldn't suprise me even if he overthrows Jhun out of that hold.

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Bobby Lee: Oh my GOD! Jhun is running for the Big Show!

Mr. Bean: Kick him on the groin Jhun!



Bobby Lee: What is this!?



Bobby Lee: The Big Show caught Jhun!

Mr. Bean: Counter it Jhun!



Bobby Lee: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Mr. Bean: SPLAT!!!



Bobby Lee: What a huge power slam!

Mr. Bean: Squashed Jhun like a bug!



Bobby Lee: The ref seems to caught Cedric in the act of sneaking in steel chairs!

Mr. Bean: Nah! Cedric is innocent, I tell you, he just wants to offer Show a seat, that's all.

Bobby Lee: Yeah right.



Bobby Lee: The ref got the chair!

Mr. Bean: And an eye poke by Jhun to Show!

Bobby Lee: And what is this!? Another chair is being brought in by Cedric!



Bobby Lee: Ernest Reyes, our cheif trainer is coming in to get the chair that the ref got from Cedric!

Mr. Bean: Jhun grabs the other chair!



Bobby Lee: Oh no, no, no, no! Don't do it Jhun!

Mr. Bean: Yes, yes, yes, yes!



Bobby Lee: No! It will be a DQ for Jhun!



Mr. Bean: SMACK! Nah! The referee didn't see a thing.



Bobby Lee: Jhun is giving the chair back to Cedric!

Mr.Bean: The ref didn't see it so, it's legal.



Bobby Lee: jhun is just lucky, the referee is handing the other chair to ernest.

Mr. Bean: That's what will happen if you got a partner behind looking on your back.



Bobby Lee: Now a big splash by Jhun!

Mr. Bean: WEEEEEEE!



Bobby Lee: And the pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!



Bobby Lee: Oh shit!

Mr. Bean: We have a winner!

Bobby Lee: Easy for you to say.



Mr. Bean: Jhun a great wrestler! Jhun is a wrestling God!

Bobby Lee: Stop it!

Mr. Bean: Jhun is dominant!

Bobby Lee: Stop it Bean!



Mr. Bean: And why will I stop it! He said he'll pay me ten bucks when I say it when he wins this match.

Bobby Lee; C'mon Bean, you're a cheapskate, getting just two or ten bucks to admire him!

Mr. Bean: Well that's showbiz!

Bobby Lee: OK folks this is the time where you can post your thoughts on this Wrestling Figure Picture Fed by our very own The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: Hope to hear high hopes from all of you!

Bobby Lee: If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our forth edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can see each others in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!