Slam Episode #10

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 10

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9tsdmPKKE

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mr. Bean: Welcome again to another episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam!

Rico: You didn't introduced me!

Mr. Bean: Oh yeah! And this is my permanent partner, Rico Constantino!

Rico: Hello everyone! I'm sure glad Mr. Koslov had chosen me to be Bean's partner!

Mr. Bean: Shut up!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: We'll now going to the ring to see Kevin Nash, Chris Benoit & Mean Gene.

Rico: We got there a really cool Slam Champion!

Mr. Bean: Not as cool as Jhun!



Mean Gene: Mr. Nash, as you told Mr. Koslov earlier in his office, that you have decided who to defend your title on WFCW Slam's very first Pay Per View called, The Final Count?



Kevin Nash: Yes! I've decided it since the end of Freak Mania & now I can give him the chance to prove himself in the squared circle!

Mean Gene: Who would that be?



Kevin Nash: I give the chance to, none other than my freind Chris Benoit, who really comes to help when you're in need!



(*Kurt Angle's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*)

(*Crowd Roars*)

Mr. Bean: Oh my Lord! It's The Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!

Rico: Nice Lights!

Mr. Bean: Oh, Mr. Pisyao just purchased them last week & he really put it to use at once!



Mr. Bean: Kurt seems to be disappointed on the scenery!

Rico: Looks like it!



Kurt Angle: You know Kev! Why would you give that wild animal a chance for your tilte? Why won't you give it to me! An Olympic Gold Medalist! A Legend & a Hall of Famer in the making! I the greatest wrestler of all time, Kurt Angl.........



(*Edge's Theme Plays on the P.A. System*)

(*Crowd Roars*)

Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's Edge!

Rico: Why did he choose LIta, when I'm over here!



Mr. Bean: Shut your mouth!

Rico: You always say that to me!?

Mr. Bean: Shut your d**n mouth!



Edge: Stop this cause the Greatest Wrestler of all time is here!

(*Crowd Boos*)



Edge: Shut the hell up! Cause Edge really deserves a shot on that title & not those cheap looking bastards! Cause Edge is the best among those two & can take on anyone he faces in the ring!

(*Crowd Boos*)



(*The Freakatron Suddenly Changes it's Content*)

Mr. Bean: Oh my! Look at the Freakatron!

Rico: The What!?

Mr. Bean: The Freakatron, that giant TV screen! And Mr. Koslov is in it!

Victor Koslov: Thanks Bean for introducing me! As I heard earlier, Kevin Nash gives the opportunity for the title to Chris Benoit. Then Kurt Angle interupts & then Edge comes to the ring next to Kurt! And both of them are trying to get Kevin Nash to give them the shot for the tilte instead of Chris Benoit. HMMMMMMMMMM! I'm having a brainstorm over here. I suggest that tonight I'll give you three an opportunity for that title, where going to have a Beat the Clock contest for the three of you, then the one who will get the least time will face Kevin Nash for The WFCW Slam Title on Slam's very first Pay Per View, Final Count! And Edge, I got a suprise for you on your thingyyness down there, you'll have a very special opponent tonight!



Mr. Bean: WAOH! Some very nice idea from our General Manager!

Rico: We'll be right back after these reminders!

[The Boogeyman]

DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: And we are back from the commercial break!

Rico: It seems that Mr. Koslov had chosen Scotty Too Hotty to be KUrt Angle's opponent!



Mr. Bean: That's is right, he picked him by a computer raffle!



Mr. Bean: And the match starts with a tie up!



Mr. Bean: Angle over powered Scotty & pushes him to the corner!



Mr. Bean: The ref ask for a break!

Rico: And Kurt Angle does one!



Mr. Bean: Oh oh! He did it for one porpuse & it's great!



Rico: Oh! And followed by a huge punch to the face!



Mr. Bean: Then a barrage of punches until Scotty sits down in pain!

Rico: Kurt Angle is really doing some damage here!



Mr. Bean: Then a kick to the face of Scotty!



Rico: Kurt pulls Scotty away from the corner!



Rico: Scotty struggles!



Rico: Then a kick too Kurt!



Rico: Hey! Why suddenly you're very quiet over there!?

Mr. Bean: You're doing a very fine job, go on proceed!



Rico: Well ok!



Rico: Kurt does a forearm smash on Scotty's back!



Rico: Then a headlock!



Rico: To a DDT!



Rico: Can you please help me in commentating?

Mr. Bean: You're doing fine, you can do it without me!



Rico: And the pin by Kurt!

Ref: 1..2..



Rico: And Scotty lifts his right shoulder!



Rico: Kurt does another pin!

Ref: 1..2..

[The Boogeyman]

Rico: Scotty reverse it with another pin!

Ref: 1..2..thr......



Rico: Kurt kicks out before a three count!



RIco: Kurt quickly stands up & kick Scotty to the face!



Rico: Kurt clamps on Scotty's back!

Mr. Bean: It sure is a hard clamp!

Rico: You're saying something?

Mr. Bean: no nothing! Just getting bored looking at you!

RIco: You're rude!

Mr. Bean: Why thank you!



RIco: Kurt made Scotty stand up while he's clamped on him!



Rico: And an amazing German Suplex by Kurt!



Rico: Kurt pulls Scotty to a perfect chin lock!

Mr. Bean: I think Scotty can't breath normally!

Rico: Because of that chin lock?

Mr. Bean: Nope!

Rico: Because of what?

Mr. Bean: Because of Angles under arm, it's sweating!

Rico: You better stop that annoying mouth of yours or I'll report you to Mr. Pisyao!

Mr. Bean: Just joking!



Rico: Now Kurt stands up still applying that chin lock!



Rico: But Scotty struggles & escapes the lock!



Rico: Does a Bulldog Face Crusher on Kurt!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



RIco: Oh my!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)



Fans: Double You....Oh....Are....Em!!!!



Fans: Worm! Worm! ;D

Rico: The crowd are getting wild!

Fans: Worm!

Mr. Bean: Because of that stupid move!

Fans: Worm! ;D



Rico: This is crazy!

Fans: Hup! Hup! Hup! Huh.....



Mr. Bean: Angle suddenly wakes up & grabs Scotty's leg!

Rico: Holy!



Mr. Bean: To an Angle Lock!

Rico: He's playing possum all along!



Mr. Bean: He's a professional after all!



Rico: Scotty is struggling to escape!

Mr. Bean: Nah! Don't count on it, look at Angle's leg lock, he won't take it much longer!



Rico: Scotty taps out!

Mr. Bean: I told you so!

DING! DING! DING!

Rico: The referee calls for the bell!



Mr. Bean: And we have a winner!

Announcer: And winner of the match via submission! The Olympic Gold Medalist! Kurt Angle! And the official time to beat is 3 minutes & 51 seconds!

Mr. Bean: Looks like a good time for me!

Rico: You want one? I'll give you one!

Mr. Bean: Shuuuuuuuut up!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Oh my God!

Rico: Why!?

Mr. Bean: Look at that! Isn't it a cementary?

Rico: Why yes!



(*Lightning strikes in the Freakatron*)

Freakatron: SKRAKEEEE!

Mr. Bean: Aaaaahg! It'd hit me!

Rico: Your just imagining things!



Mr. Bean: What the!?

Rico: Oh my!



(*Explosion on the Freakatron*)

Freakatron: BAM!

Mr. Bean: Holy mother of God!

Rico: Stop that cursing!

Mr. Bean: Sorry!



Mr. Bean: Very scary!

Rico: Indeed!



Freakatron: The Trio of Doom is Coming!

Mr. Bean: The Trio of What!?

Rico: The Trio of Doom, that's the Undertaker, Boogeyman & Kane's team name!

Mr. Bean: Oh!

Rico: So it's alright nothing will get you here!

Mr. Bean: Get off of me you...... Ok folks let's get all of you to Mene Gene Okerland waiting for us backstage!

[The Boogeyman]

Mene Gene: Thanks Bean, you really have a good time with Rico!

Mr. Bean: Shut up!

Mene Gene: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ok I am here in the WFCW Arena parking area waiting for the arrival of The Sabers, Jhun, Cedric & Jake!



Mene Gene: Here they come right now!

Mr. Bean: Nice timing Gene!

Rico: You want to do some time with me!

Mr. Bean: I said get off of me you........



Mr. Bean: Look Cedric is driving the car & Jake is on a motorcycle, we can also see Jhun, he's not looking so happy in that scene!

Rico: I'll make you happy partner!

Mr. Bean: Don't touch me!



Mr. Bean: Jhun is on crutches!?

Rico: Oh my! His injuries last week is worst than we think!



Mene Gene: Good Day Sir Jhun!

Jhun: What do you want you midget freak!

Mene Gene: I was just being assigned by Mr. Koslov to make an interview with you Sir!

Jhun: Well, go on, do your worst!

Mene Gene: Ok, thank you Sir! Mr. Koslov just want to know, what does your doctor tell you about you injured leg & when will you be available to wrestle again here in WFCW?



Jhun: Well, the doctor has put some cast on my right leg last week & he said, that I got four weeks till I'm ready to use my right leg again!

Mene Gene: Then next week You'll be doing an absent leave here in Slam?

Jhun: No you idiot! Are you insane, next week is the night of who will be battling for three men tag team titles, The Saber would never be complete ifd their captain is not around! And I'll sure to kick some butt next week, even if I'm still on this stupid things!

Mene Gene: Please don't kick mine.

Jhun: I think of it! But then again, I am giving this warning to Nash! Hey guys you wanna tell it for me!?

Cedric: Nope!

Jake: Go on, you tell it to them!

Jhun: Ok! So this is a reminder to Nash! Al........ways.......look........at......your.....back!!!!!



Jhun: Come on boys, let's get out of here!

Mr. Bean: Woah! Some harsh words from Jhun!

Rico: You hear that Mr. Nash, you better watch your back or The Sabers might get back on you!