Slam Episode #6

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 6



Kelvin Pisyao: Welcome everyone for the Another episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam. I'm your chairman & owner of WFCW, Kelvin Pisyao! Tonight will be another exciting night of pure wrestling action, so sit back & enjoy the show.

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEGfYJU9Pw



Bobby Lee: Welcome everyone for another super episode of Wednesday Night Slam! I'm Bobby Lee.

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Bobby Lee: Commenteting to you live!

Mr. Bean: Live from somewhere!?

Bobby Lee: We're going to have a great night here tonight for we got some awesome matches for all of you Slam fans out there!

Mr. Bean: We sure have!

Bobby Lee: We have as out first match with Jamie Noble, going up against Lance Hoyt!

Mr. Bean: I hope Jamie Noble wins this match for our viewers!

Bobby Lee: And our second match is a open challenge from The Masked Jobber's Hardcore Title!

Mr. Bean: What a pathetic man! You know, he's just a jobber & he do a open challenge for his only title! You know that he is licky to have one & now he is offering it to who knows who!?

Bobby Lee: Ok, that's a little bit out of his league! And for our Main Event! It's Samoa Joe going on against Mark Henry for the 4th round of our WFCW Slam's Title Tourney!

Mr. Bean: Someone's going to be broken tonight!

Bobby Lee: These are great matches for our fans out there!

Mr. Bean: What do you mean our fans!? It's not our's, it's my fans, nobody likes you, only me!

Bobby Lee: Yeah right! Very funny Bean.



Bobby Lee: Wait there's something up in our Freakatron! It's The Sabers with football superstar Hershel Walker!



Mr. Bean: It looks like he is giving some advice on Jhun on how to play football.



Bobby Lee: Jhun tackles a steel drum!



Mr. Bean: BAM!

Bobby Lee: That's gotta hurt!



Mr. Bean: That steel drum is sure to be a football star someday. It counters Jhun's tackle very easily!

Bobby Lee: It could be if crows becomes white! Folks, we will return after these important messages from our sponsors!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we're back from the long break!

Mr. Bean: And our opening match is on it's way!



DING!DING!DING!



Bobby Lee: The match has started with Lance Hoyt's push on Jamie Noble.

Mr. Bean: If I am Jamie Noble, I'll kick Hoyt's balls till it's scrambled!



Bobby Lee: A push was also delivered by Jamie Noble to Lance Hoyt!

Mr. Bean: I'm speechless!



Bobby Lee: HOLY!? Lance Hoyt pushed Jamie so hard that Jamie hits the turnbuckle!

Mr. Bean: Still speechless indeed.



Bobby Lee: Hoyt runs towards Noble, Noble ducks out of the way!

Mr. Bean: HUH! What a big mistake by Hoyt.



Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble lurks behind Hoyt!

Mr. Bean: What the!?



Bobby Lee: School boy by Noble!

Mr. Bean: 1...2.......



Mr. Bean: Thr.......

Bobby Lee: Hoyt escapes the pin!



Bobby Lee: This match is exciting!

Mr. Bean: Exciting enough to make Noble a loser.



Bobby Lee: It's not over until it's over. WOAH! Noble with a dropkick to Hoyt!



Bobby Lee: Hoyt is down!

Mr. Bean: Noble did that to Hoyt!?



Bobby Lee: A Chinese get up by Noble!

Mr. Bean: Get him Hoyt!



Bobby Lee: Both men stands up!

Mr. Bean: Do it now Hoyt!



Bobby Lee: Hoyt attacks!

Mr. Bean: Go! Go! Go!



Bobby Lee: It connects!

Mr. Bean: YAY!



Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble goes down!

Mr. Bean: He wont get up on that move.



Bobby Lee: Lance Hoyt looks on the down Jamie Noble.



Bobby Lee: A Chin lock by Lance Hoyt to Jamie Noble!

Mr. Bean: Tap out!

Bobby Lee: Do you think, that Jamie Noble will tap out easily from that move?

Mr. Bean: Yes!

Bobby Lee: Oh come on!

Mr. Bean: Yes!



Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble is gaining momentum!



Bobby Lee: He stands up &........



Bobby Lee: An elbow to Hoyt's gut!

Mr. Bean: Noble should have surender earlier in this match.



Bobby Lee: A jumping clothesline from Jamie Noble to Lance Hoyt!



Bobby Lee: And now they're on the mat!

Mr. Bean: Woopie Doo!



Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble seems lock his arm around Hoyt's head.

Mr. Bean: And we now call it now a days, The Headlock.



Bobby Lee: And how cum you sound like that you are insulting me.

Mr. Bean: What!? I only said the name of that hold.



Bobby Lee: Never mind. Lance Hoyt seems to struggle against the hold.



Bobby Lee: Hoyt stands up & reversed the hold by Noble.

Mr. Bean: I told you Noble is still no good in this match up.



Bobby Lee: A DDT by Hoyt!



Bobby Lee: And the PIN!

Mr. Bean: 1...2.....



Mr. Bean: Thr..........!?

Bobby Lee: Jamie Noble counters the pin!



Mr. Bean: Reversed it! 1`...2...3!

DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: At last! Jamie Noble did it!



Mr. Bean: At long last.



Bobby Lee: This is another first in Slam's history!



Bobby Lee: Hoyt seems to be surprised.

Mr. Bean: He should be, he lost to a jobber.

Bobby Lee: That match is very exciting!

Mr. Bean: It sure is! You know why?

Bobby Lee: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because Jamie Noble won, that's all about it on that match.

Bobby Lee: A win is a win & Jamie Noble won it fair & square.



Mr. Bean: Wait, look at the Freakatron, it's Samoa Joe & a chic.

Bobby Lee: You're right & they are going to do something on that bed, or is it? Folks we will be right back after this commercial break.

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we are back!

Mr. Bean: And in time for our second match!



Bobby Lee: Here come The Masked Jobber Coming on to the ring.

MR. Bean: What is he doing with that belt? He is not scheduled to defend it tonight.



Bobby Lee: Be quiet Bean, I think he has something to tell us.

Mr. Bean: What he is not going to fight tonight.

Bobby Lee: SHHHHHHHHHH!

TMJ: Good Evening Everyone!

Crowds: BOOOOO!

TMJ: I am now up here on this very ring to tell you all that anyone who shows up & gets into this very ring will get a shot for my Hardcore Title!



Bobby Lee: Looks like we have a challenger & he have a table!

Mr. Bean: And he's a big one!



TMJ: You think you can handle me!

Bobby Lee: What an ego maniac!

Mr. Bean: That's how a champion should be.



Bobby Lee: The referee raises the belt!

DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: Here we go!



Bobby Lee: First punch from The Masked Jobber!



Mr. Bean: And Lashley seems to be angry on that cheap shot.



Bobby Lee: Bobby Lashly lashes The Masked Jobber on set up table!



Mr. Bean: WHAM! That gotta hurt!



Bobby Lee: Lashley goes out on the arena floor!

Mr. Bean: I think he is up to something.



Bobby Lee: Bobby Lashley seems to be looking for something under the ring.

Mr. Bean: I think it will be a steel chair or a barbwire baseball bat!



Bobby Lee: WOAH! What is that!?

Mr. Bean: A tiny little black box! What will he do with it, smash it on The Masked Jobber's head.

Bobby Lee: It will never have any effect even on me.



Bobby Lee: Lashley seems to be preparing to opon it in the middle of the ring!



Bobby Lee: What are those things!?

Mr. Bean: Tacks! Bobby Lashley got a box of tacks! It will be hell soon on that ring!



Bobby Lee: Bobby Lashley pulls The Masked Jobber of the table!



Bobby Lee: A Lift Up!



Bobby Lee: A powerslam on all those tacks!

Mr. Bean: Ladies & Gentlemen, if you are watching & don't like blood on the TV, then, don't turn your TV set off, this is outrageous!



Bobby Lee: All I can say is, OUCH!

Mr. Bean: Then you're numb!



Bobby Lee: And why did you say that!?

Mr. Bean: Because when I am in that position, I will definitely scream, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGG!



Bobby Lee: Lashley is setting up The Masked Jobber from that slam from hell!



Bobby Lee: He lifts him up again!



Bobby Lee: And a power slam unto thte table!



Bobby Lee: The table broke in half!



Bobby Lee: And the pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: We have a winner!

Mr. Bean: And it's a hell of a win!

Bobby Lee: That match gives me my life back for tonight!

Mr. Bean: But for me, that match makes me shiver, I felt that tacks go in my skin & it hurts!



Bobby Lee: The Freakatron is showing us something!

Mr. Bean It's Sharkboy & The Worlds Strongest man, Mark Henry!



Bobby Lee: They seem to have a betting game over that barbell!

Mr. Bean: You think Sharkboy can lift it up in the air?



Bobby Lee: No way!

Mr. Bean: I'll eat my shorts if he can lift it up!



Bobby Lee: He is trying to lift it, but it doesn't even goes off the floor, not even an inch!

Mr. Bean: HA! HA! HA! It will take him years before he lift it up!

Bobby Lee: You are right, now let's go for a commercial break, I think he'll never lift it up even after the break.

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: And we are back, and for the request of many people, we here in WFCW will get their wishes come true, we will show them the arena where WFCW Slam sets up , when it is still empty.

Mr. Bean: The viewers are very lucky tonight!



Bobby Lee: The empty front view.



Mr. Bean: Some empty seats.



Mr. Bean: Another row of empty seats.

Bobby Lee: There you have it folks the empty arena of Slam.

Mr. Bean: And now back in our program.



Bobby Lee: It's time for our main event!

Mr. Bean: And here comes Mark Henry entering the ring!

Bobby Lee: He sure is on hell of a person!

Mr. Bean: He sure is, for he is the World's Strongest Man!



Bobby Lee: And here comes his opponent! Samoa Joe!

Mr. Bean: He'd got a flawless record in TNA once, until Kurt Angle finished it up!

Bobby Lee: I hope he'll do the same, here in WFCW, a zero lose record for 18 months.



Bobby Lee: Both competitors are up & ready on the ring!

Mr. Bean: Let's get ready to rumble!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: The bell rang & Samoa Joe gets the first move!



Bobby Lee: A shoulder block by Samoa Joe to Mark Henry!



Mr. Bean: No effect!



Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe runs to the ropes agin!



Bobby Lee: Another shoulder block to Mark Henry!



Mr. Bean: And this time, Joe falls down!



Bobby Lee: Mark Henry is now making a move!



Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe struggles to escape!

Mr. Bean: But Henry catches him!



Bobby Lee: Mark Henry captured Samoa Joe & positioned him on a reverse Wold Strongest Slam!

Mr. Bean: He's DOOM! DUM DI DUM DUM DUM!



Bobby Lee: The Slam!

Mr. Bean: Tht's definitely a BIG SPLAT!



Bobby Lee:L Mark Henry seems to call the referee!

Mr. Bean: Stop that non sense & destroy Joe to win this match!



Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe jumps on Mark Henry in a suprise attack!

Mr. Bean: A possum move! That's cheating!



Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe seems to be trying to position the rear naked choke on Mark Henry!

Mr. Bean: That's what will happen if you do those non sense of things while your in a match.



Bobby Lee: The rear naked choke!



Bobby Lee: And Mark Henry taps out!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: Samoa Joe wins! He will step up in the tournament!

Mr. Bean: Oh my! I bet 100 bucks on Henry & now I'm broke!

Bobby Lee: It's bad for you, you bet on the wrong man! Folks, this are all that we served for you for the night, good night & see you all in the next episode of WFCW SLam!

Mr. Bean: Hope to hear high hopes from all of you!

Bobby Lee: If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our sixth edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can see each others in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!