Slam Episode #3

[The Boogeyman]

Wednesday Night Slam Episode 2



Kelvin Pisyao: Welcome everyone for the third exciting episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam. I'm your chairman & owner of WFCW, Kelvin Pisyao! Tonight you will see exciting & great matches from your favorite wrestling superstars. Action packed, sad & funny sheninagans. So, stay tuned for tonight, cause it will be an amazing & unforgetable night for all of you wrestling fans out there. Let's get ready start the third episode of Wednesday Night Slam!!!

WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEGfYJU9Pw



Mr. Bean: What is that!?

Bobby Lee: Wait let's just listen. Audio please!

Samoa Joe: You know, you're the most beautiful girl that I ever see, you're also the first girl in my life & for that, I will give you this necklace that I've purchased for $1,000.00, this is for you from my heart.

Mr. Bean: Oh shit! Hit it Bobby!



Mr. Bean: Welcome everyone for the third episode of WFCW's Wednesday Night Slam!

Bobby Lee: I'm Bobby Lee & this is my commentry partner Mr. Bean, commentating here in the commentator's table for tonight's Slam!

Mr. Bean: Well it will be one heck of matches for tonight!

Bobby Lee: Indeed! We will have one heck for an opening match & it will be for the WFCW's Hardcore Title!

Mr. Bean: What's the rules of that match?

Bobby Lee: It's just the usual. And for our second match, it will be Jamie Noble going up against our new recruit, Abyss!

Mr. Bean: Noble again! He haven't had a win since he got here in Slam! This will be another one of those fast ended matches by Noble.

Bobby Lee: Go easy on Noble, he don't have an easy time facing those big guys, he's just half the sized compared to those big behamoths that he has faced sinced. And folks, our Main Event will be the first match of Slam's championship tournament, it's Kevin Nash & Booker T goes one on one!!!

Mr. Bean: Woah! It started already! And it's just our third episode!

Bobby Lee: It sure indeed! Oh what's this in our Freakatron!?



Mr. Bean: It's Rey Rey!!!

Bobby Lee: Yup! It's Rey Mysterio going in our arena using the backstage door & where do you think he is heading?

Mr. Bean: Maybe in a bathroom?

Bobby Lee: He just got here & he goes in a bathroom!

Mr. Bean: Or, maybe in the women's dressing room?

Bobby Lee: What do you think of him? A pervert!?

Mr. Bean: Oh! I know into the seats of our audience!

Bobby Lee: The What!? He is a wrestler not a fan!

Mr. Bean: Just look at the freakamathingy!



Bobby Lee: Hey! You're right! He is seating with our crowd!

Mr. Bean: Just what I just told you!

Bobby Lee: Sorry pal! I doubted you. Ok folks, we will return after these short reminders from our sponsors!!!

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: Annnnnnnnnd we are back!

Mr. Bean: About time for our first match of tonight's event!



Mene Gene: Good Evening Ladies & Gentlemen!

Bobby Lee: It's Mene Gene & he has started to announce our first match up for tonight!

Mene Gene: This match is scheduled for one fall & is for the WFCW's Hardcore Championship!

Mr. Bean: Hell Yeah!

Mene Gene: Our Chairman has told me that the first 10 superstars that comes out to the entrance stage shall be included to the first ever 10 man hardcore pin fall anywhere match for the title belt!

Bobby Lee: This would be great!

Mr. Bean: Hey Cameraman! Give us a close up of the belt!



Mr. Bean: Wow! That's what I call a belt!



Bobby Lee: Whops! Looks like we already got our ten contenders for the belt.

Mr. Bean: That was fast!

Bobby Lee: And to see that one of them has brought in a cart full of thing a ma giggy!

Mr. Bean: Those thing a ma giggies that you called are usually called here in the wrestling world as weapons!



Bobby Lee: Ok! My bad, oops! I think all of our wrestlers here are getting prepared for the match!



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: And away we go!

Mr. Bean: This is chaos!



Bobby Lee: All of our wrestlers had chosen their opponents this day!

Mr. Bean: How could I do I go to commentate on this rumble!?



Bobby Lee: Easy! Just choose a single scene & commentate something about it!

Mr. Bean: The fans will never stick to it, for this a not a wrestling match, but it's a mayhem!



Bobby Lee: Lashley strucked to the ring post by JBL!

Mr. Bean: Hey how about the others!?

Bobby Lee: I'll just go them one by one!



Bobby Lee: A sledge hammer attack by styles to Cool!

Mr. Bean: That's it! You're just commentating a fraction of the scene & none of the other great scenes!



Bobby Lee: I'm just doing my job here! You know!

Mr. Bean: Well, that seems are the things that you are doing.



Bobby Lee: Oh! My! God! Another sledge hammer attack by styles to JBL!

Mr. Bean: HMMMMMMM!



Bobby Lee: A.............

Mr. Bean: A barbwire baseball is used by S.Boy to Aj's back!

Bobby Lee: That's what I called a good job! you're doing it fine!



Mr. Bean: Why thank You!



Bobby Lee: It's now down to two of our contenders!

Mr. Bean: This is what I mean of commentating about!

Bobby Lee: Yeah! It is easier this way than any chaos around.

Mr. Bean: Easy for you to say!



Bobby Lee: The Masked Jobber strikes Sharkboy with a trash can lid!



Bobby Lee: Now The Masked Jobber is chowking Sharkboy with a steel chain!

Mr. Bean: Hey! You are hogging up all the action!

Bobby Lee: Ok! It's you're turn next!



Mr. Bean: Ok!

Bobby Lee: The match is still going on! You missed some of the action!

Mr. Bean: A chair shot to S.Boy by The Masked Jobber!!!



Mr. Bean: S.Boy is down!



Mr. Bean: The Masked Jobber has pulled S.Boy up & positions him to a fall away slam!

Bobby Lee: Are you sure it is a fall away slam?

Mr. Bean: It looks like one to me.



Bobby Lee: EEEEEEEEEE!

Mr.Bean: Whoops! It looks like a worlds strongest slam than a fall away slam & it's on a steel chair!



Bobby Lee: The pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: We have a winner!

Mr. Bean: And a new hardcore champion!





Bobby Lee: Wait! There seems something is going on the ring!

Mr. Bean: I think they are going to gang up against our new hardcore champion!

Bobby Lee: For your information, being a hardcore champion is a 24/7 kind of work. You need to defend it anytime & anywhere you go.



Mr. Bean: And there you have our hardcore champion The Masked Jobber is running away from the competition!

Bobby Lee: That's one heck of a match! A ten men hardcore, pin fall anywhere match! Unforgetable!



Mr. Bean: Ok folks these are.........

Bobby Lee; Hold on Bean! There's something on the Freakatron!

King Booker : Good evening to all you peasants out there watching on their couch & eating some greasy shit!

Mr. Bean: why you.........

Bobby Lee: Hush up Bean.

King Booker: It is time for me, King Booker, to up held the belt from this little wrestling federation of yours & state that I am the greatest champions of all champions that you had seen in all the years of wrestling history. Tonight on Slam's main event, I will rise up higher than all the rest of the tourney's competitors & win tonight's match against a been.

Mr. Bean: Yeah right!

Bobby Lee: SHHHHH!

King Booker: Tonight, I will surely win against that behamoth Nash like in the book of the binle as David has beaten the giant Goliath & becomes king of his very own country. And for it is me King Boker will reign supreme! That is all.

Bobby Lee: It is again time for the words from our sponsors.

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Honey we're back!

Bobby Lee: That would be ok if you're in a comedy show or something.

Mr. Bean: That's from the 1990's hit weekly comedy show Dinosaurs, the daddy dinosaur does that "Honey I'm Home" phrase everytime.



Bobby Lee: That's great, but our second match is about to start.

Mr. Bean: I can see that Noble & Abyss is now doing a face to face routine.



DING! DING! DING!

Bobby Lee: That's right! And Jamie Noble is now starting an attack by reboubding on the ropes!

Mr. Bean: Same every night.



Bobby Lee: A shoulder block by Jamie Noble!

Mr. Bean: Hohum, just last like week!



Bobby Lee: A knee to the gut of Abyss!

Mr. Bean: Yeah! Yeah! just like last week & still no effect.



Bobby Lee: Another strike to the gut, it's an uppercut!

Mr. Bean: As we can see, no effect either.



Bobby Lee: Now a kick!

Mr. Bean: Same old, same old.



Bobby Lee: Woa! This is diffrent, a slap to the face of Abyss!

Mr. Bean: A what!?

Bobby Lee: A slap!

Mr. Bean: He shouldn't have done that!



Bobby Lee: Why!?

Mr. Bean: Look at Abyss's reaction to that slap!



Bobby Lee: You're right, Abyss looks pissed off. And he gives Jamie Noble a heat butt!

Mr. Bean: A butt!?

Bobby Lee: A head butt, not a butt.

Mr. Bean: Oh! I see!



Bobby Lee: Abyss is holding up Jamie Nobles head for a position!

Mr. Bean: A position on what!?

Bobby Lee: You'll see!



Mr. Bean: A back breaker! A torture rack! A F5!

Bobby Lee: Don't guess the move, you are embarrassing me on your stupidity!



Mr. Bean That's rude of you!

Bobby Lee: Look! That's the move! BAM!

Mr. Bean: What move is that!?



Bobby Lee: It's called the Black Hole Slam!

Mr. Bean: Oh! THE BLACK HOLE SLAM! THE BLACK HOLE SLAM! THE BLACK HOLE SLAM! THE BLACK HOLE SLAM!



Bobby Lee: And the pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!



Bobby Lee: And the winner is.............

Mr. Bean: You announce it your self.

Bobby Lee: Oh! What is the matter with you!? Ok then. ABYSS!!!

Mr. Bean: That's my boy! Next time don't be so lazy like a shit!

Bobby Lee: Oh yeah! You'll better do your job or I'll tell Mr. Pisyao for this!

Mr. Bean: On your dreams, he is watching us work in his office all the time.

Bobby Lee: Oh you're right, hi boss, nice to see you! And let's look at the freakatron, there is something going on there!



Mr. Bean: Hey! it's Mr. Pisyao's office.

Bobby Lee: And The Sabers, Jhun & Cedric is going inside Mr. Pisyao's office. I thought Mr. Pisyao is always watching us in his office!?

Mr. Bean: That's what I also thought up until now.



Bobby Lee: Mr. Pisyao is nowhere to be seen.

Mr. Bean: Hey! Those two are doing something bad in that office!

Bobby Lee: They are looking for something, or are they stealing something.



Mr. Bean: They got the two suit cases & a TV monitor!

Bobby Lee: Mr. Pisyao should know about this!

Mr. Bean : He will, he surely will! when he returns.

Bobby Lee: Folks, I think it is time for another words from our sponsors.

[The Boogeyman]

Bobby Lee: Welcome back to Wednesday Night Slam!

Mr. Bean: Bobby! Bobby!

Bobby Lee: What Bean!?

Mr. Bean: There seems to be something going on backstage. I think Kevin Nash will forfeit his match for the tourney tonight.



Bobby Lee: I see Nash with Slam's senior trainer Earnest Reyes, I think Earnest is checking on the health of Nash.

Mr. Bean: Damn M.E.! If only he didn't continue his furious attack on Nash's leg in that training session.

Bobby Lee: Forget it Bean! What done is done.



Mr. Bean: Nash is standing! Audio please, please put on the audio on the backstage camera.

Kevin Nash: It seems that I can handle myself for now, you can see that I got this iron brace put on my injured leg & I can use my left leg gradually.

Earnest Reyes: Yes, yes I can see that it looks fine as of now, but what if, what if your opponent targets it & made that injury permanent.

Kevin Nash: Well in our profession, everything is a gamble, even if you also bet your own life in a match.



Earnest Reyes: Well it's all up to you, I'll just wish you all the luck that you can get!

Kevin Nash: Thank You! I'll do my best not to make my leg brocken in half.

Bobby Lee: What a word from Kevin Nash!

Mr. Bean: Let's just all pray that his soul will surely go to heaven, Amen.

Bobby Lee: Hey! Stop that! Nash isn't going to die!

Mr. Bean: I was just praying so the worst wont come & get Nash from behind.



Bobby Lee: Stop it Bean! Let's just see what will happen next, because here comes one of the contenders in the tourney!

Mr. Bean: It's King Booker!!!

Bobby Lee: He is still using that King character even outside the WWE!

Mr. Bean: It's his trippings not yours.



Bobby Lee: And here come Nash!

Mr. Bean: He sure looks like he's going to heaven.

Bobby Lee: Oh come on Bean! Stop that rambling you are doing & be serious about the match. This is our main event!

Mr. Bean: Alright.



Bobby Lee: It looks like that Nash is ready for this.

Mr. Bean: Strategy will be the best pal of King Booker tonight.

DING! DING! DING!



Bobby Lee: The match has started & Nash tries to do a tie up, but Booker T dodge down to avoid it!

Mr. Bean: It's King Booker not Booker T!

Bobby Lee: Yeah right!



Bobby Lee: Nash is pushed by Booker T to the corner & stomps on Nash's injured leg!

Mr. Bean: Hit him! Hit him again!



Bobby Lee: A kick to the leg!



Bobby Lee: NAsh turns around, but Booker T continues to attack Nash's injured leg.

Mr. Bean: That's what we call tactical strategy!



Bobby Lee: It seems that Booker T is trying to take the leg brace off.

Mr. Bean: If he becomes successful on this, he will definitely win this match!



Bobby Lee: Booker T got it off!

Mr. Bean: Cheers to King Booker! Hep! Hep! Horay!



Bobby Lee: Booker T celebrates too much & here comes Nash with a huge clothesline!



Bobby Lee: Down goes Booker T!



Bobby Lee: Nash seems to feel the pain on his injured leg!

Mr. Bean: Stand up King! Go get that peasant!



Bobby Lee: Nash pulls Booker T up!



Bobby Lee: Booker T gives Nash a chop!



Bobby Lee: And another one!

Mr. Bean: Chop! Chop!



Bobby Lee: A headlock by Booker!



Bobby Lee: Throws Nash to the corner & a huge kick to Nash's gut!

Mr. Bean: Stomach pain! Can feel the pain going to my left leg!



Bobby Lee: Oh, shut up Bean! An elbow to the head!



Bobby Lee: Nash picks up Booker T!



Bobby Lee: And.........

Mr. Bean: Bam! On the canvas!



Bobby Lee: Mounted punches by Nash to T! 1..2..3..4..5!!!

Mr. Bean: That's no way to threat a King!



Bobby Lee: Nash pulls up Booker's head & another set of mounted punches! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!



Bobby Lee: Nash picks up Booker!



Bobby Lee: Brings Booker T to a corner!



Bobby Lee: Another set of mounted punches!

Mr. Bean: I'll count! 1..2..3....... That's all!?



Bobby Lee: Nash set's it up for a stunner!



Bobby Lee: Here we go!



Mr. Bean: It's not a stunner, It's a RKO!!! Or a jumping neck breaker!



Bobby Lee: Nash is going to set up Booker T for a.......

Mr. Bean: It's Jacknife time!



Bobby Lee: The set up!



Mr. Bean: He's on the air!



Bobby Lee: And down he goes!



Bobby Lee: And the pin!

Mr. Bean: 1...2...3!!!



Bobby Lee: we got ourselves a winner! And it is none other than Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash!

Mr. Bean: And that's a wrap!

Bobby Lee: OK folks this is the time where you can post your thoughts on this Wrestling Figure Picture Fed by our very own The Boogeyman!

Mr. Bean: Hope to hear high hopes from all of you!

Bobby Lee: If you like to post your Picture Fed here in Wrestle Freaks Championship Wrestling Picture Federation? Just PM our Admin The Boogeyman, so he can give you your very own sub board for your pic fed! He will also give you some moderating powers that can only be used to your assigned Pic Fed! Well this is Bobby Lee!

Mr. Bean: And Bean!

Mr. Bean & Bobby Lee: We thank You for looking on our third edition of WFCW's Slam, hope we can see each others in the future! Good Bye Folks & have a nice day!