WFCW Slam Presents: Final Count

[The Boogeyman]

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Big Show: Did you see how I trash that F*cktrick guy?!

Scotty: Yeah!

WFCW Senior Trainer: Yup!

Ref: Certainly! I'm with you!

Mr. Bean: All of us in this arena see's it!

Rico: Ditto!

Big Show: I bumped his head to the car's window!



Big Show: Then! SMASH! He's out! Slurp!

Mr. Bean: Speaking of the devil!

Rico: How did he come back to his feet after all that thrashing?!



Big Show: Then, I.... Sip!

Scotty: Hey Show, you better....

Big Show: What?!



F*cktrick: F*ck!

Big Show: Oh sh*t! Uuggh!

Mr. Bean: Holy sh*t!

(*Crowd Boos*)



F*cktrick: F*ck! I give you f*ck!

Mr. Bean: A guitar rake on the back of Show!

Rico: Is this a continuation of that match?

Mr. Bean: It looks like it!



Mr. Bean: Then a guitar choke!

F*cktrick: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!



F*cktrick: F*****************ck!

(*Crowd Boos*)

Big Show: Aaaargh!

Mr. Bean: O oh!



Mr. Bean: F*cktrick jumps over the Big Show!

F*cktrick: F*ck!

Rico: And the Referee counts! Is that a legal pin?

Ref: 1..2..!

Mr. Bean: Yup!

Ref: 3!!!



(*Crowd Boos*)

Mr. Bean: F*cktrick wins the Hardcore Title! Again!

Rico: Again?

Mr. Bean: Yup! Second time tonight!



Rico: Ooh! A plastic chair shot by Scotty from behind!

Mr. Bean: Ouch! F*cktrick never saw it coming!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mr. Bean: And a pin on the counter!

Ref: 1..2..3!!!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: We got another new Hardcore Champion!

Rico: And it's Scotty Too Hotty!

Mr. Bean: This Title match is insane!

Rico: I think there will be more attemps for tonight!

Mr. Bean: It looks like it!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Man! That riot in the WFCW bar is insane!

Rico: You tell me! Having two title change in on place is really insane!

Mr. Bean: All I can say is, WHOOP!

Announcer: THe following match is scheduled for one fall & in the WFCW normal match's rules!

(*Crowd Cheer*)

Mr. Bean: This is going to be good!



(*The Theme of You Suck Plays on the P.A. System*)

Announcer: Coming his way to the ring, he weighs in tonight for 237 pounds & reaching in at 6 feet 1 inch tall, he is the olympic gold medalist.....The Wrestling Hero....Kuuuuuuuuurt Angle!!!

(*Crowd Chants: You Suck according to the Music's Tunes*)

Mr. Bean: Stop that you people! He doesn't suck! All of you are!

Rico: You think you can stop those chants!

Mr. Bean: It's good to try than never!



(*The Theme of 619 Plays on the P.A. system*)

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Announcer: And his opponent, from San Diego California, he weighs in at 165 pounds & reaches at 5 feet 3 inches tall....

Mr. Bean: The Midget!

Announcer: The lucha of the six, one, nine, Reeeeeeeeeeeey Myyyyyyyyyysteriiiiiiiiooo!!!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)

Mr. Bean: I'm routing for Angle & you?

Rico: I go for his opponent!

Mr. Bean: That peep squick, you gotta be kidding!



DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Bean: And the match started!



Mr. Bean: Angle did the first move! But....

Rico: Mysterio ducks!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mr. Bean: What's wrong with these people?! This is not a way to start a match!



Mr. Bean: Another tie up attempt by Angle!

Rico: HA! HA! HA! HA!

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: Holy! Mysterio crawls from beneath!



Mr. Bean: And a kick to the back of Angles left leg!

Rico: A very clever move by Rey Mysterio!



Mr. Bean: And a forearm to the back of the head of Angle!



Mr. Bean: And Mysterio climbs to the back of Angle.....



Mr. Bean: And pulls a chin lock!



Mr. Bean: What!

Rico: WOW!



(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: A front flip stunner by Mysterio!

Rico: He really is a speedster!



Mr. Bean: You said it!

Rico: I wanna see the six, one, nine in the ring!

Mr. Bean: You're gonna see it, but, later!



Rico: Really?!!

Mr. Bean: Really!



Mr. Bean: What a force from that stunner! And Mysterio will go for a.....

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: A standing jumping swanton splash!



Rico: What skills!



Mr. Bean: Mysterio up on the second rope!

(*Crowd Cheers*)



Mr. Bean:" Springboard! Holy Sh*t! A lionsault!



Mr. Bean: And!!!

Rico: OUCH!

(*Crowd Boos*)



Mr. Bean: A great counter move by Angle!

Rico: I think , I felt it!



Mr. Bean: And a huge forearm from Angle!



Mr. Bean: Then a barrage of punches!

Rico: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5....

Ref: 1..2..

Rico: 6. 7. 8....

Ref: 3..4...Break it!

Mr. Bean: And Angle stops!

(*Crowd Boos*)



Mr. Bean: What is Angle going to do!



Mr. Bean: Mysterio slides! WEEEEEEE!



Mr. Bean: To the concrete barricades!

Rico: The barricade moves! What such impact!



Mr. Bean: You tell me! It looks like that Angle is really serious about this match!

Rico: Or his ego!



Mr. Bean: O, OH!



Mr. Bean: Mysterio to the steel post!

Rico: Geez!



Mr. Bean: That really hurt!

Rico: I think i felt that on my cheek!

[The Boogeyman]

Mr. Bean: Wohoo! Angle seems to be gatting the upper hand!



Rico: You're mistake!

Mr. Bean: WHA!?



Mr. Bean: What happened!



Rico: Rey Rey sudd......

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Rico: Holy!

Mr. Bean: Rigth unto the kisser!



Rico: I'd say!



Rico: What a move by little Rey Rey!



Mr. Bean: I've never believe that he can kick Angle's cheek with that height!

Rico: Now you're a believer?



Mr. Bean: NAH!



Mr. Bean: But wait!



Mr. Bean: What a move from Angle!



Rico: And that's a disgraceful one!

Mr. Bean: It looks like that Myterio landed on the ref!



Rico: Poor Mr. Referee!

Mr. Bean: Angle is calling someone or something from way behind the locker rooms!



Mr. Bean: It's Joe & Styles!

Rico: What are they doing here!



Mr. Bean: To kick Mysterio's butt! What else!



Rico: Three huge guys ganging up on Little Rey Rey! That's not fair!

Mr. Bean: But this will!

Rico: It's John Cena & Bobby Lashley!

[The Boogeyman]

(*Crowd Cheers*)

Mr. Bean: What does a Beatdown wrerstler doing in here? And Lashley with him, how could he join forces with those Beatdown Superstars?

Rico: Don't know but here they come!



Mr. Bean: I think I need my medication for this!

Rico: Hurry up! Cause the action has already started!



Rico: Look at John Cena! He pulls AJ down from his feet!

Mr. Bean: And a Big Spear by Lashley!

(*Crowd Cheers Louder*)



Mr. Bean: What a devastating move, received by Joe!



Mr. Bean: And a staggering clothesline by Angle!

Rico: And on the outside!

Mr. Bean: Styles duck from Cena's forearm and.....



Mr. Bean: Lift off!



Mr. Bean: Down with a German Suplex!

Rico: Oh my! Kurt is getting ready for, you know what!



Mr. Bean: An Angle Lock! An Angle Lock on Lashley!

Rico: Bobby is in serious pain right now!

Mr. Bean: And look at Joe! He's giving that little runt a taste of his prescription!

Rico: That's a rear naked choke!



Mr. Bean: You're right & now the ref seems to be regaining his conciousness!

Rico: Angle quickly kicks Bobby unto the floor!



Mr. Bean: What is Joe doing? He's wasting precious time! He should get out of the ring before the ref sees him!



Mr. Bean: WOAH!

Rico: Samoa Joe just positions Rey Rey for an attack from Kurt!



Mr. Bean: The ref is up! And Angle now holds Mysterio on an Angle Lock!



Mr. Bean: Mysterio taps!

DING! DING! DING!

Rico: That was fast!

Mr. Bean: Nobody could withstands Angle attack from below!

Rico: I know that!



Announcer: The winner of this match via submission! The Wrestling Heroooooooooooo! Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt Angle!

Mr. Bean: Weeeeee! He really deserves that win from that little twerp!

Rico: Yeah! With the help from his lackeys! Samoa Joe & AJ Styles!