Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen! This concert is scheduled for tonight only! As you can see in the ring the band is consisting of some of the WFCW rosters!
(*Crowd Roars*)
Mr. Bean: Mr. Announcer call it like it was a match!
Announcer: Thanks Bean! Now as we can assume, on base guiter, WFCW's very own 3D!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Announcer: And on the drums, Lance Hoyt!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Announcer: Also on the lead guitar, WFCW's Current Hardcore Champion, F*cktrick!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Announcer: Our back up singer, Marlena!
(*crowd Cheers*)
Announcer: And the one we are anticipating....... The Honky Tonk Man is our main singer & on the lead acustics!
(*Crowd Suddenly Became Silent*)
HTM: Hey! That's not how to greet The King of Rock n' Roll of Wrestling!
Mr. Bean: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
HTM: I heard you Bean!
Mr. Bean: Ooops! Sorry!
HTM: OK! OK! Let's begin!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Opening: Instrumentals!
I got long side burns
And my hair slicks back
I'm comin to your town
In my pink cadillac
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
I'm cool I'm cocky I'm bad!
I make a mean guitar
I wear a blue suade shoes
You wanna hear me sing
The snake skin blues
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk man
I'm cool I'm cocky I'm bad!
Run away Elvis
Let the Honky Tonk Man
Show you how to rock & roll
Elvis who!?
I think we gotta do it even if we don't have a morning
(Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, Honky Honky Tonk Man)
Woo! Have mercy baby!
(Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, Honky Honky Tonk Man)
Listen to that old dumb man pick that guitar!
(Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, Honky Honky Tonk Man)
Cause the Honky Tonk Man is running wild
(Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, Honky Honky Tonk Man)
I got today's super seven
The colonel in the back
We're going to your town
In my pink cadillac
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk man
I'm cool I'm cocky I'm bad!
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
(He's the Honky Tonk man)
I'm just the Honky Tonk man
I'm cool I'm cocky I'm bad!
I'm just the Honky Tonk Man
I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'm bababababababababad, Yeah Men!
(*Crowd Roars*)
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: Oh my God!
Rico: Holy!
HTM: Oh my!
Mr. Bean: It's The Big Show! And he came from nowhere!
Rico: I'm suprised!
HTM: I'm outta here!
Mr. Bean: F*cktrick is trully am in deep sh*t!
Mr. Bean: Chokeslam to the drum set!
Rico: OUCH!
(*Crowd Roars*)
(*Crowd Chants: Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!*)
Mr. Bean: Is that a pin?
Rico: I think so!
Ref: 1...2...3!!!
Mr. Bean: WOAH!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: We got a NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Rico: Again?!
Mr. Bean: Yes & it's the one that get's it earlier tonight!
Rico: Hmmmm!
Mr. Bean: What an ending for tonight's Pay per View! Folks we thank you for wathcing WFCW Slam's Final Count! I'm Bean!
Rico: Rico Constantino!
Mr. Bean & Rico: Saying Good Night & Good Fight to You All!
Mr. Bean: Thanks for watching WFCW Slam's Final Count! See you all again soon!