Post by The Boogeyman on Dec 29, 2007 22:36:25 GMT 7
(*THe Theme of A Real American Plays on the P.A. System*)
(*Crowd Roars*)
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall & in the WFCW normal match rules!
Mr. Bean: Oh Golly! The Hulkster!
Rico: Weee!
Announcer: Coming his way to the ring from Venice Beach Florida, weighing in at 276 pounds & reaching at 6 feet 6 inches tall, The Immortal, Huuuuuulk Hoooooooooogan!!!
(*Crowd Roars*)
Mr. Bean: (on the Real American's Tune) TAN DAN DAN DAN DANANANAN TADAN NAN NAN NANANANAN!
Rico: So you're a fan?
Mr. Bean: Nope! I just love to hum on his song!
Rico: Really?!
Mr. Bean: Really!
(*The Theme of Edge Plays on the P.A. System*)
(*Crowd Boos*)
Announcer: And coming his way to the ring, from Toronto Canada, he weighs in tonight at 246 pounds & reaches at 6 feet 4 inches tall, The Rated R Superstar..... Eeeeeeeedge!!!
(*Crowd Boos*)
Mr. Bean: That's what I call an entrance!
Rico: I call it cocky!
Mr. Bean: So, you like cocks?
Rico: No! Only Vince like it!
Mr. Bean: Really?
Rico: Yah!
Mr. Bean: You mean, really, really?
Rico: Oh stop it!
DING! DING! DING!
Mr. Bean: And that sets the start of the match!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: Hulk reaches out for a handshake for Edge!
Rico: So sportman like, he is really a model for all of his fans out there!
(*Crowd Boos*)
Mr. Bean: But Edge disagrees & slaps Hulk's hand out of his way!
Rico: By golly!
Mr. Bean: What a reply by Hulk!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: A blow!
Mr. Bean: And another one!
(*Crwod Cheers*)
Mr. Bean: The crowd went wild!
Rico: And Hulk Hogan celebrates with the crowd by posing his muscular body!
(*Crwod Roars*)
Mr. Bean: It looks like that Hulk forgot about Edge!
Rico: He really enjoy posing with the fans!
Mr. Bean: And a sneak attack from Edge!
(*Crowd Boos*)
Mr. Bean: O oh!
Rico: Edge rips Hulk Hogan's tank top!
Mr. Bean: And he totally rips it apart!
(*Crowd Boos*)
Mr. Bean: Now Edge uses the torn top to strungle The Hulkster!
Ref: Break it! Break it!
Mr. Bean: The ref is calling for a break n=but Edge continues!
Ref: I said break it! 1..2..3..4...
Edge: Here you go!
Ref: Fi....
(*Crowd: Oooooh!*)
Mr. Bean: Hey! He can't do the to the ref!
Rico: He just did!