Post by The Boogeyman on Aug 16, 2007 21:21:13 GMT 7
Wednesday Night Slam Episode 8
WFCW Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9tsdmPKKE
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Victor Koslov: Welcome to another episode of WFCW Slam! I'm Victor Koslov, Slam's GM & substituting for Bobby Lee.
Mr. Bean: And I'm Bean, B-E-A-N,Bean with Mister!
Mr. Bean & Victor Koslov: And we welcome you to the very first episode of the second season of Slam! And we've all seen the new opening of Slam! Isn't it great Bean?
Mr. Bean: It's amazing how we get that opening! Absolutely Amazing!..... Hey! What do you mean lately that you're just a substitute for Lee!? Lee retires after Freak Mania! I thought you're my new partner.
Victor Koslov: No! I'm still just a substitute. You know, I'm your boss, the GM of Slam, so don't shout at my face or you'll also retire like Bobby, only earlier.
Mr. Bean: Ow! That's how you use your power, I'll tell that to Mr. Pisyao!
Victo Koslov: Just kidding! But in case that you piss me off, I'll just indefinitely give you a suspension.
Mr. Bean: With pay?
Victor Koslov: No! Without pay!
Mr. Bean: Oh! Ok! I'll just sit down & shut up.
Victor Koslov: Ok folks, while my partner in commentating sits down & shuts his mouth, I'll announce that we will not be with Mr. Lee anymore, he retires after Freak Mania for the cause of old age & needs to rest more often than he ever needs. We will miss you Bobby Lee, from all the wrestlers, staffs & fans of WFCW!
(*Kevin Nash theme plays on the P.A. system*)
(*Crowds Cheers: Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!*)
(*Crowds Roar*)
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, SLam's Newly Crowned Champion, KEEEEVIN NAAAAAAASH!!!
Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's Nash!
Victor Koslov: And he's one hell of a champion!
Mr. Bean: Wohooo! He waves at us!
Victor Koslov: Hi Kevs!
Victor Koslov: He sure is in a good mood today!
Mr. Bean: He sure is! Who will be in a bad mood when you win the Title at Freak Mania?
Victor Koslov: All the fans cheering to Kevin!
Mr. Bean: But I'm still in the bad mood for I lost money last Freak Mania!
Victor Koslov: That's because you bet on the wrong guy!
Mr. Bean: No! Jhun is the better wrestler of the two! Only an accident busted Jhun's forehead!
Victor Koslov: You mean, Kevin kicked the steel chair by accident?
Mr. Bean: Yes, because he just got lucky!
Victor Koslov: Oh Brother!
Mene Gene: Everybody! Let's welcome The Newly Crowned WFCW Wednesday Night Slam Champion, Kevin Nash!
(*Crowd Cheers*)
Mene Gene: Now Kevin, I have a question for you. What are your future plans for being our very first Slam's Champion?
Kevin Nash: Well, you know Mene Gene, I don't have a far too future plan for my title. I have a near future plan for it & it's something to do about a freind. Let's just say that I gave him my word that he will be the first person that I will give my first title defense this coming Slam's PPV. Let's all welcome, my freind......
(*Chris Benoit's theme plays on the P.A. system*)
(*Crowd ROARS*)
Kevin Nash: CHRIIIIIIIIIIS BENOIT!
Mr. Bean: What!? He'll give Benoit a title shot!?
Victor Koslov: You heard it right!
Mr. Benoit: He's insane, giving The Rabid Wolverine a shot, just like that!
Kevin Nash: For helping me from that attack last Freak Mania by those two weirdos & celebrating my win with just me & my other freinds!
Kevin Nash: So, Chris, do you accept my challenge?
Benoit: Well Kevin, I really don't like to but, I acce.......
Jhun(*on the Freakatron*): Hold it right there BOZO!
Mr. Bean: WOAH! It's my idol!
Victor Koslov: You're what!
Mr. Bean: I said my idol.
Jhun: Hey Nash! Before you give that hoodlum a shot at you're title, did you forgot something that you need to do first?
Kevin Nash: No & why did you ask that?
Jhun: Well, as you can see in a clause on the contract, that the loser of the match deserves a rematch!
Mr. Bean: Ho! HO! HO! Mr. Nash is in trouble!
Jhun: And before you give that hoodlum a title shot, you must first give me my rematch, for I deserve it!
Victor Koslov: He is indeed right!
Jhun: So, next week, I'll want my rematch or me & these two will force you to give me my rematch!
Mr. Bean: WOHOOH! Nash is in BIIIIIG trouble!
Mr. Bean: Looks like Nash & Benoit is talking at each other for what they had heard earlier!
Victor Koslov: They sure is in a lot of problem right now.
Mr. Bean: Hey! Your the GM of Slam! What are you going to do about it?
Victor Koslov: Well according to the contract, Jhun really deserves a rematch & Chris Benoit better wait till he becomes a number contender on Nash's Title.
Benoit: Well, it looks ok for me, next week, it will be his rematch & my freind here Kevin & I'm just gonna sit down & wait for the ending of that match.
Victor Koslov: Well folks, we gonna have some commercial breaks, so stay tuned on WFCW Slam!